ITT: Suu declares titles of her peerage.

[Suu]

I, the Sovereign Princess Kaousuu of the Bridges, Bays and Block-like Island, hearby declare the following peerages in my court:


General Sheumais Stuart of Johnston;  Consort to the Princess, Marquess of the Swamp Yankees, Steward to the lands of the Northwest. Leader of the Principality's forces.

Duke Richter of the Sphincter; protector of Providence. Ale conner to the Princess, Rector of the First Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion, SPoK.

Marchioness Leln of Worcester; overseer of the Greater Blackstone Valley.

Baron Dimo of Coventry; Count of the Warwicks. Steward to South County.

Baron Eater of Clowns of Bedford; Count of  Chorico, Linguica, and Rats. Protector of East Bay, South Shore, Cape Cod, and the Islands.

Sir LMNO of Outside Boston;  Baron Beantown and chief ambassador to Long Island.

Lord Cainad of the Stony Brook; Junior Ambassador to Long Island.

Lord Mangrove of Hartford; protector of the Border.

Darth Cupcake of the Sith; Lady of Rock City.

Lady Eve of the Shoreline;  keeper of the New Haven Territories, ambassador to Boston.

Magister Cramulus of the Hudson; Chief Advisor, keeper of the WOMP, and Protector of the Metropolis.

Sir What's His Name? of the Downeasters; Magister of the Punnery, Steward to the Lands of the Northeast.

Dame TrippinPrincezz of the Hills; Retainer of the Tax-Free Liquor Stores.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

GREAT THREAD, WOULD READ AGAIN 

[Suu]

GREAT THREAD, WOULD READ AGAIN 

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU DON'T LIVE IN THE BOUNDARIES OF MY SOVEREIGN PRINCIPALITY

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

IM CERTAINLY NOT JEALOUS OF THE 342795279 NEW POINTLESS THREADS

and you are LUCKY i dont live there I DONT STAND FOR TYRANTS 

[Cain]

IN SOVIET OHIO, FRED LISTS YOU.

[Richter]

We of the Richterran Synod are delighted with this acknowledgement.

I'M A DUCK!  

I beleive there may be a Dimonic Cabal on the rise in these lands also.  

[Suu]

I don't know if I should have broken this up by County...

You'd be Count Providence, Dimo would be Count Kent and Washington, and Eater of Clowns would be Count of the Two Bristols and Newport. But then General Stuart would get no county, so you're in control of the urban Providence County, and he's in control of the suburban, reservoir, and mountain parts.

[LMNO]

This all sounds suspiciously close to becoming a LARP.

[Suu]

Nah, not really. I just wanted you guys to feel important. I actually have absolute power.



UNLIMITED POWER!!

[East Coast Hustle]

this could be the one good LARP in history provided they fall to internecine squabbling followed by random volleys of greek fire from the trebuchets.

At the very least it would get rid of the shitstains known as "Worcester" and "Providence" make for a great urban renewal project.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I wish to be known as "The Dark God of the Southwest, Enemy of the Realm".

I also wish for Arizona to be renamed "Mordor".  Seriously, the place is just like it.

[Richter]

This all sounds suspiciously close to becoming a LARP.

If you were in my office, I'd throw a moustache at you and scream "3 damage by WOMP!"

You could turn around, announce "Resists by Fabulous!", and hit me with a stapler.

[LMNO]

This all sounds suspiciously close to becoming a LARP.

If you were in my office, I'd throw a moustache at you and scream "3 damage by WOMP!"

You could turn around, announce "Resists by Fabulous!", and hit me with a stapler.

Sometimes I envy your job.

Then, as I'm taking as long a bathroom break as I choose, I don't.

[Suu]

this could be the one good LARP in history provided they fall to internecine squabbling followed by random volleys of greek fire from the trebuchets.

At the very least it would get rid of the shitstains known as "Worcester" and "Providence" make for a great urban renewal project.

SHHH!

You think I'm moving to Burlington because I WANT to?

-Suu
Getting the fuck out of the way for when Leln declares the Great 146 War on Richter, duh.

[Richter]

Oh, no limit will ever be placed.  I can have fun with medical advice, OSHA, and HR as soon as I see one.  

I just need to mess with some perception in the meantime, and I have an iron clad excuse to tell EVERYONE about the neccesity of my biology.