ITT: Suu declares titles of her peerage.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I wish to be known as "The Dark God of the Southwest, Enemy of the Realm".

I also wish for Arizona to be renamed "Mordor".  Seriously, the place is just like it.

I'd like to add that if I DON'T get this, I will take steps to ensure that I DO.

Having it rain nonstop between Providence and Burlington, for example.

BRIDGE CLOSED DUE TO RAIN.

[trippinprincezz13]

I am happy to keep guard over the supply of tax free booze and fireworks to the North up to and including Portsmouth. I may have to extend my hold over the majority of New Hampshire though, since the mountains really beat out the beaches and there seem to be no other challengers in the area. It is also my hope that the great stench of the Merrimack River should keep any intruders at bay.

[Suu]

I wish to be known as "The Dark God of the Southwest, Enemy of the Realm".

I also wish for Arizona to be renamed "Mordor".  Seriously, the place is just like it.

I'd like to add that if I DON'T get this, I will take steps to ensure that I DO.

Having it rain nonstop between Providence and Burlington, for example.

BRIDGE CLOSED DUE TO RAIN.

You're out of my jurisdiction. Fight over titles with your Southwestern folk. Then we can fight war somewhere in the midwest to piss off Fred.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I wish to be known as "The Dark God of the Southwest, Enemy of the Realm".

I also wish for Arizona to be renamed "Mordor".  Seriously, the place is just like it.

I'd like to add that if I DON'T get this, I will take steps to ensure that I DO.

Having it rain nonstop between Providence and Burlington, for example.

BRIDGE CLOSED DUE TO RAIN.

You're out of my jurisdiction. Fight over titles with your Southwestern folk. Then we can fight war somewhere in the midwest to piss off Fred.

I'm just talking about how I am referred to in your realm.  Out here, I am given my due as "The Queen of Cheese".

[Suu]

For the record, it's going to do NOTHING BUT rain/snow from RI to VT for the next 4 months with or without your god-like powers. Just remember, RWHN gets the brunt of it anyway.

Now if you send a dust storm from Mordor...THEN I'd be impressed...

You may have your title as enemy of the realm, and why oh why are you locally known as the Queen of Cheese?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

For the record, it's going to do NOTHING BUT rain/snow from RI to VT for the next 4 months with or without your god-like powers. Just remember, RWHN gets the brunt of it anyway.

Now if you send a dust storm from Mordor...THEN I'd be impressed...

You may have your title as enemy of the realm, and why oh why are you locally known as the Queen of Cheese?

1.  Get your own dust.

2.  Excellent.  And I am known as that because the mortals in my area have very little respect for the divine, apparently. 

[Suu]

If I ever visit for diplomatic reasons, I better be given a royal welcome. If not, there will be hell to pay.


Also:

Lord Rip City Hustle; the Baron formerly known as East Coast Hustle, the one that got away.

Dowager Prince Herbert; Duchess of Cornhole.

[Richter]

I wish to be known as "The Dark God of the Southwest, Enemy of the Realm".

I also wish for Arizona to be renamed "Mordor".  Seriously, the place is just like it.

I'd like to add that if I DON'T get this, I will take steps to ensure that I DO.

Having it rain nonstop between Providence and Burlington, for example.

BRIDGE CLOSED DUE TO RAIN.

You're out of my jurisdiction. Fight over titles with your Southwestern folk. Then we can fight war somewhere in the midwest to piss off Fred.

I'm just talking about how I am referred to in your realm.  Out here, I am given my due as "The Queen of Cheese".

Don't know, (Aside from bellowing "RAIN GOD!", in hubris at the sky.)  but I have given you mention as the basic inpiration for the fencing technique: "Beautiful Fairy Princess"

[The Good Reverend Roger]

If I ever visit for diplomatic reasons, I better be given a royal welcome. If not, there will be hell to pay.

Obviously.  Though our definition of a royal welcome may differ from yours, and usually involves careening down mountain passes while shooting at random shit from the passenger seat.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Don't know, (Aside from bellowing "RAIN GOD!", in hubris at the sky.)  but I have given you mention as the basic inpiration for the fencing technique: "Beautiful Fairy Princess"

Video, pls.

[Suu]

If I ever visit for diplomatic reasons, I better be given a royal welcome. If not, there will be hell to pay.

Obviously.  Though our definition of a royal welcome may differ from yours, and usually involves careening down mountain passes while shooting at random shit from the passenger seat.

That's not TOO different from here, except that ours has to do with careening down Waterman St. from Brown University strapped to an office chair wearing Viking horns and hoping you slow down before being thrown into the Providence River.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

If I ever visit for diplomatic reasons, I better be given a royal welcome. If not, there will be hell to pay.

Obviously.  Though our definition of a royal welcome may differ from yours, and usually involves careening down mountain passes while shooting at random shit from the passenger seat.

That's not TOO different from here, except that ours has to do with careening down Waterman St. from Brown University strapped to an office chair wearing Viking horns and hoping you slow down before being thrown into the Providence River.

Do you get to shoot at shit?

[Suu]

If I ever visit for diplomatic reasons, I better be given a royal welcome. If not, there will be hell to pay.

Obviously.  Though our definition of a royal welcome may differ from yours, and usually involves careening down mountain passes while shooting at random shit from the passenger seat.

That's not TOO different from here, except that ours has to do with careening down Waterman St. from Brown University strapped to an office chair wearing Viking horns and hoping you slow down before being thrown into the Providence River.

Do you get to shoot at shit?

Mostly you're holding on for dear life, but an occasional shot at stuck up Ivy Leaguers is always fun. Then you get to the RISD students, and you'll never seen so many over-privileged scenesters and badly dressed Japanese girls in your life. That's when the point system starts, of course.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

If I ever visit for diplomatic reasons, I better be given a royal welcome. If not, there will be hell to pay.

Obviously.  Though our definition of a royal welcome may differ from yours, and usually involves careening down mountain passes while shooting at random shit from the passenger seat.

That's not TOO different from here, except that ours has to do with careening down Waterman St. from Brown University strapped to an office chair wearing Viking horns and hoping you slow down before being thrown into the Providence River.

Do you get to shoot at shit?

Mostly you're holding on for dear life, but an occasional shot at stuck up Ivy Leaguers is always fun. Then you get to the RISD students, and you'll never seen so many over-privileged scenesters and badly dressed Japanese girls in your life. That's when the point system starts, of course.

Are spiked boots/hockey gloves allowed?

[Suu]

If I ever visit for diplomatic reasons, I better be given a royal welcome. If not, there will be hell to pay.

Obviously.  Though our definition of a royal welcome may differ from yours, and usually involves careening down mountain passes while shooting at random shit from the passenger seat.

That's not TOO different from here, except that ours has to do with careening down Waterman St. from Brown University strapped to an office chair wearing Viking horns and hoping you slow down before being thrown into the Providence River.

Do you get to shoot at shit?

Mostly you're holding on for dear life, but an occasional shot at stuck up Ivy Leaguers is always fun. Then you get to the RISD students, and you'll never seen so many over-privileged scenesters and badly dressed Japanese girls in your life. That's when the point system starts, of course.

Are spiked boots/hockey gloves allowed?

Of course. In fact, they're mandatory.