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Started by East Coast Hustle, November 16, 2009, 10:36:34 PM

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East Coast Hustle

November 16, 2009, 10:36:34 PM
Seriously. It takes talent you can't even imagine to burn top ramen.

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#1
November 16, 2009, 10:38:08 PM
:spittake:


I admire your skill

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
November 17, 2009, 12:52:13 AM
 :lulz: That's impressive.
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Suu

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November 17, 2009, 01:05:59 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 16, 2009, 10:36:34 PM
Seriously. It takes talent you can't even imagine to burn top ramen.



Really?

Then you have a rival. My former college roommate. You know, the one I almost threw off of a balcony? Yeah, she had this thing with making sure you boiled ALL THE WATER out of the pot of ramen. More often than not, she forgot about it, and ruined my fucking pots.
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fomenter

#5
November 17, 2009, 01:07:11 AM
i have a topper but am to embarrassed to say...
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
November 17, 2009, 01:13:37 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 17, 2009, 01:05:59 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 16, 2009, 10:36:34 PM
Seriously. It takes talent you can't even imagine to burn top ramen.



Really?

Then you have a rival. My former college roommate. You know, the one I almost threw off of a balcony? Yeah, she had this thing with making sure you boiled ALL THE WATER out of the pot of ramen. More often than not, she forgot about it, and ruined my fucking pots.

Wait, she boiled all the water out on purpose?

:vom:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Remington

#7
November 17, 2009, 01:23:23 AM
My mother's side of the family is infamous for burning everything. My grandma once left a pot of water on so long that not only did all the water boil out, but she melted a hole in the bottom of the pot. When my mom went over to my dad's family for dinner the first time, she remembered that the food tasted weird (because it was actually cooked right).
Is it plugged in?

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#8
November 17, 2009, 01:31:50 AM
i caught my cup o noodle on fire once...i dunno how its just a styrofoam cup  :sad:
but i was watching it rotate in the microwave and suddenly POOF! EN FUEGO!

Suu

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November 17, 2009, 01:45:37 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 17, 2009, 01:13:37 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 17, 2009, 01:05:59 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 16, 2009, 10:36:34 PM
Seriously. It takes talent you can't even imagine to burn top ramen.



Really?

Then you have a rival. My former college roommate. You know, the one I almost threw off of a balcony? Yeah, she had this thing with making sure you boiled ALL THE WATER out of the pot of ramen. More often than not, she forgot about it, and ruined my fucking pots.

Wait, she boiled all the water out on purpose?

:vom:

I know, I know...I should have just killed her when I had the chance.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Z³

#10
November 17, 2009, 01:48:40 AM
Quote from: Suu on November 17, 2009, 01:05:59 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 16, 2009, 10:36:34 PM
Seriously. It takes talent you can't even imagine to burn top ramen.



Really?

Then you have a rival. My former college roommate. You know, the one I almost threw off of a balcony? Yeah, she had this thing with making sure you boiled ALL THE WATER out of the pot of ramen. More often than not, she forgot about it, and ruined my fucking pots.

I kind of do that, but I lower the heat near the end to let whats remaining reduce. Also, I cant afford to ruin my own pots.
Also I use peanut-butter sometimes, and cayenne pepper... sometimes carrots.

The Good Reverend Roger

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November 17, 2009, 01:48:55 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on November 16, 2009, 10:36:34 PM
Seriously. It takes talent you can't even imagine to burn top ramen.



This just hasn't been your month, man.
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Elder Iptuous

#12
November 17, 2009, 03:27:08 AM
Quote from: fomenter on November 17, 2009, 01:07:11 AM
i have a topper but am to embarrassed to say...

I thought that on PD it was embarrassing to be embarrassed?

fomenter

#13
November 17, 2009, 03:30:30 AM
well it is now .. thanks alot ippy...






(i broke a bone in my pinky toe boiling water for mac and cheese)sad and true...
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Nast

#14
November 17, 2009, 06:50:56 AM
I once incinerated like 2 quarts of sugar syrup I was making for candied orange peel. I keep the remains, not dissimilar to volcanic glass, in a jar in my room.
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