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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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NIGEL IS DRUNK

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 14, 2009, 05:02:14 AM

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Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on November 19, 2009, 11:03:10 PM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on November 19, 2009, 11:00:50 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on November 19, 2009, 09:16:24 PM
That was disturbing.

Especially since his throat looked like a tiny clenching vagina.

I'm going to have a bad couple weeks now...

Er... labia.

I was never good at geometry.

Er. Geography.

Fuck...

....

I'm stoned.
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