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For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.

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I sometimes curse my silliness...

Started by Freeky, November 19, 2009, 06:47:56 AM

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Cain

There was a guy on PCP who bit his son's eye out.

AFAIK, no pics of that were ever made, though.

Jasper

Yeah, that would be mad.  Sounds difficult to catch on tape though.

East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

fomenter

  i saw it and still didn't put the joke together   :argh!:
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


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Jasper

:facepalm:

How could I have not seen it?  I must have some kind of disorder.