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Started by Dimocritus, November 21, 2009, 03:32:30 AM

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What do you make of this shit?

Scary shit
Logical next step in the development of technology
Not really anything important
I'll just pretend it doesn't exist and worry about it later
Fuck you, some of my best friends are cyborg beetles!

Dimocritus

A friend of mine pointed this out to me. DARPA is funding a wirelessly controlled live beetle. Read the full article here.

QuoteA giant flower beetle with implanted electrodes and a radio receiver on its back can be wirelessly controlled, according to research presented this week. Scientists at the University of California developed a tiny rig that receives control signals from a nearby computer. Electrical signals delivered via the electrodes command the insect to take off, turn left or right, or hover in midflight. The research, funded by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA), could one day be used for surveillance purposes or for search-and-rescue missions.

This may be old news, I'm not sure. Just wanted to see what your thoughts were about it.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Bruno

Formerly something else...

Rumckle

Where's the "fuck yeah, where the hell can I get mine?" option?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Jasper

Where's the "Some of my best friends are cyborg beetles" option?

Dimocritus

Quote from: Felix on November 21, 2009, 09:16:41 AM
Where's the "Some of my best friends are cyborg beetles" option?

Fix'd.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

fomenter

where is the "Resistance is futile!" option?
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Thurnez Isa

This article makes me think of and army made up of Giant Cyborg Insects.
And that makes me happy
:)
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Jasper


Dimocritus

I figured you deserved it.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Jasper

A karmic thinker might come to that conclusion, yes.

Rococo Modem Basilisk

Disinformation World News did a segment on something similar.

Or maybe it was Out There Radio. Same guys, and such.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Dimocritus

Quote from: Felix on November 22, 2009, 03:02:29 AM
A karmic thinker might come to that conclusion, yes.

That, and it says so right under your name...
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"