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Man Attempts To Murder Cyclist Carrying Child, Gets 120 Days

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, November 26, 2009, 01:06:37 AM

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

November 26, 2009, 01:06:37 AM
So a guy saw someone riding a bike with their kid and decided to try and blow his brains out.

http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/11/man-gets-120-days-shooting-cyclist-head.php

The judge decides that the guy can't be all bad, so he suspends most of the sentence and sentences him to 4 months...

Fuck.

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#1
November 26, 2009, 03:52:05 AM
Sounds like a case of the Mondays!
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Dysnomia

#2
November 26, 2009, 03:59:05 AM
Justice system fail.


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Nast

#3
November 26, 2009, 04:06:26 AM
"I ATTEMPT TO SHOOT PARENTS AND THEIR CHILDREN UNPROVOKED BUT I'M REALLY A NICE GUY!"
"Okay, we'll go easy on you then."

:crankey:

Fuck. Everyone!
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Lies

#4
November 26, 2009, 04:14:52 AM
But he's a fire fighter! He saved us from the terrarists when 911 happened man, that dudes a fucking hero, god bless his soul!
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#6
November 26, 2009, 06:33:25 PM
It was so inane I had to laugh. I'm glad the kid is okay, though.

Mistress Freeky -
Could really care less about cyclists as long as the kiddies don't get hurt.

hooplala

#7
November 26, 2009, 07:31:22 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on November 26, 2009, 06:33:25 PM
It was so inane I had to laugh. I'm glad the kid is okay, though.

Mistress Freeky -
Could really care less about cyclists as long as the kiddies don't get hurt.

Um...
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Very well then I contradict myself,
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Triple Zero

#8
November 26, 2009, 07:48:36 PM
I don't get this:

"Diez was apparently incensed by Alan Simons carrying his 3-year-old child on a seat mounted on the back of his bike."

how else are you gonna carry your kid on your bike?

and what's up with the hostility towards people on bikes anyway?
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#9
November 26, 2009, 08:00:42 PM
If they are on their bikes, that means they aren't using gas, and must therefore hate AmericaTM.

It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Cain

#10
November 26, 2009, 08:36:14 PM
Some cyclists are complete dicks and don't know how to handle a bike properly, endangering themselves and others on the road.

These same cyclists give people who do ride bikes but aren't reckless idiots a bad name. 

Sir Squid Diddimus

#11
November 26, 2009, 08:45:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 26, 2009, 08:36:14 PM
Some cyclists Florida drivers are complete dicks and don't know how to handle a bike car properly, endangering themselves and others on the road.

These same cyclists Floridian drivers give people who do ride bikes drive but aren't reckless idiots from Florida a bad name. 


this works too.

Rumckle

#12
November 26, 2009, 08:49:13 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 26, 2009, 08:36:14 PM
Some Discordians are complete dicks and don't know how to handle life properly, endangering themselves and others everywhere

These same Discordians give people who do enjoy life but aren't reckless idiots a bad name. 
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Freeky

#14
November 27, 2009, 03:15:36 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 26, 2009, 07:48:36 PM

and what's up with the hostility towards people on bikes anyway?

Tour de Tucson. It is a dreaded day when, once a year, all of Tucson has to avoid driving at all costs, lest you run across the path of these bicyclists, because they SHUT DOWN every road to one lane, if there is more than one lane, on the course for the whole day. The race crosses the whole city, mind, and is 40 miles across.
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