Awww man, poop in MY water?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://www.portlandonline.com/water/

Actually, I'm on the East side, which I routinely thank my lucky stars for, but those rich motherfuckers up in the West hills be drinking fecal matter, yo! 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

[The Good Reverend Roger]

http://www.portlandonline.com/water/

Actually, I'm on the East side, which I routinely thank my lucky stars for, but those rich motherfuckers up in the West hills be drinking fecal matter, yo! 

NICE.

[Brotep]

Awww man, poop in MY water?

I usually charge a fee for that, but for you, Nigel...This one's on the house.

[East Coast Hustle]

http://www.portlandonline.com/water/

Actually, I'm on the East side, which I routinely thank my lucky stars for, but those rich motherfuckers up in the West hills be drinking fecal matter, yo!  

Jesus. Since I haven't been here long enough to be seriously aggravated by the West Hills yuppies, I actually feel kinda sorry for them.

Kinda.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://www.portlandonline.com/water/

Actually, I'm on the East side, which I routinely thank my lucky stars for, but those rich motherfuckers up in the West hills be drinking fecal matter, yo!  

Jesus. Since I haven't been here long enough to be seriously aggravated by the West Hills yuppies, I actually feel kinda sorry for them.

Kinda.

Just contemplate: Art Alexakis lives over there. That means it is not terribly unlikely that Art Alexakis has consumed poop-tainted water in the last 24 hours.

Rejoice.

[Richter]

They are out of cake, let them eat shit.

[Kai]

http://www.portlandonline.com/water/

Actually, I'm on the East side, which I routinely thank my lucky stars for, but those rich motherfuckers up in the West hills be drinking fecal matter, yo! 

Hope they be boilin, for their sake. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

They be boilin'
We be hatin'
Tryin'a catch them with dysentery

[Kai]

They be boilin'
We be hatin'
Tryin'a catch them with dysentery

They think we so dumb and dirty
Why they think we so dumb and dirty
They think we so dumb and dirty,
They the ones who so dumb and dirty.

[Telarus]

Sweet, saw the map and I'm totally west of the affected area.

http://www.portlandonline.com/water/index.cfm?c=51580&a=274542

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

They be boilin'
We be hatin'
Tryin'a catch them with dysentery

They think we so dumb and dirty
Why they think we so dumb and dirty
They think we so dumb and dirty,
They the ones who so dumb and dirty.

holy crap 

[Subtract Eight!]

how can 1 poop fit in a water??

[East Coast Hustle]

http://www.portlandonline.com/water/

Actually, I'm on the East side, which I routinely thank my lucky stars for, but those rich motherfuckers up in the West hills be drinking fecal matter, yo! 

Jesus. Since I haven't been here long enough to be seriously aggravated by the West Hills yuppies, I actually feel kinda sorry for them.

Kinda.

Just contemplate: Art Alexakis lives over there. That means it is not terribly unlikely that Art Alexakis has consumed poop-tainted water in the last 24 hours.

Rejoice.

I'm actually the one who was trolling the Mercury comments last week in defense of Art after that god-awful "interview" piece with him they published.

Not that I'm an Everclear fan, but I think I like Art more than I like the idiots who wrote and/or supported that article. I've actually heard from people who's opinions I trust that he is incredibly nice in person.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://www.portlandonline.com/water/

Actually, I'm on the East side, which I routinely thank my lucky stars for, but those rich motherfuckers up in the West hills be drinking fecal matter, yo! 

Jesus. Since I haven't been here long enough to be seriously aggravated by the West Hills yuppies, I actually feel kinda sorry for them.

Kinda.

Just contemplate: Art Alexakis lives over there. That means it is not terribly unlikely that Art Alexakis has consumed poop-tainted water in the last 24 hours.

Rejoice.

I'm actually the one who was trolling the Mercury comments last week in defense of Art after that god-awful "interview" piece with him they published.

Not that I'm an Everclear fan, but I think I like Art more than I like the idiots who wrote and/or supported that article. I've actually heard from people who's opinions I trust that he is incredibly nice in person.

I don't ever read the Mercury and I don't care one way or another about Everclear, but no, actually he's kind of a dick in person IME.