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CA Proposal To Ban Divorce

Started by Darth Cupcake, December 01, 2009, 07:28:15 PM

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LMNO

#15
December 02, 2009, 04:14:01 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on December 02, 2009, 04:13:15 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 02, 2009, 04:07:47 PM
Next on the agenda: stoning adulterers.

Aww crap. I'm gonna have to turn to gluttony and coveting of my neighbor's ass to get my kicks.

If it's any cosolation, I'm already coveting yours.

Dysnomia

#16
December 02, 2009, 07:37:40 PM
we should propose a bill that forces fundies to stay married to eachother, and if they break the law by getting divorced, the penalty is being forced to marry this guy:



I think it should also be noted that a good deal of the search results for "sparkly prancing queen" were, in fact, edward cullen from twilight.   :lulz:
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Darth Cupcake

#17
December 02, 2009, 07:39:49 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on December 02, 2009, 07:37:40 PM
I think it should also be noted that a good deal of the search results for "sparkly prancing queen" were, in fact, edward cullen from twilight.   :lulz:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

#18
December 02, 2009, 07:40:44 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on December 02, 2009, 07:37:40 PM
I think it should also be noted that a good deal of the search results for "sparkly prancing queen" were, in fact, edward cullen from twilight.   :lulz:

:lulz:
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Iason Ouabache

#19
December 02, 2009, 08:07:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 02, 2009, 04:07:47 PM
Next on the agenda: stoning adulterers.
Shit, that would take out about 90% of Congress.
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Cain

#20
December 02, 2009, 08:11:12 PM
And the downside?
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