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The Good Reverend Roger

December 04, 2009, 07:32:59 PM
...Ima PM The Mgt.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#1
December 04, 2009, 07:36:10 PM
 :lord:  :omg: :ohnotache:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Rumckle

#2
December 04, 2009, 07:38:07 PM
 :x
FUCK, FUCK, FUCKING FUCK!

I'll be hiding under my desk if anybody needs me.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

LMNO

#3
December 04, 2009, 07:39:47 PM

AFK

#4
December 04, 2009, 07:41:11 PM
Well, that would explain that twinge I just felt.  Good thing I packed the ice scraper today. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m

#5
December 04, 2009, 07:48:10 PM
My colon are having just implodez0rred  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain

#6
December 04, 2009, 07:50:19 PM
I just got a copy of Sarah Palin's biography.

Nast

#7
December 04, 2009, 07:50:38 PM
The blood is on your hands!  :x
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Dysfunctional Cunt

#8
December 04, 2009, 08:35:54 PM
Can no one come up with an alternative???  :cry:

Darth Cupcake

#9
December 04, 2009, 08:36:36 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 04, 2009, 07:39:47 PM


My favorite thing about this picture is that the shirt is on what appears to be a very ripped, very gay man.

LMNO, STOP HORDING ALL THE BIG GAY COWBOY PORN

IF YOU SHARED, ROG WOULD NOT BE BRINGING ABOUT THE END TIMES
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

LMNO

#10
December 04, 2009, 08:42:00 PM
MINE!
  /
:crankey:

East Coast Hustle

#11
December 04, 2009, 08:47:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 04, 2009, 07:32:59 PM
...Ima PM The Mgt.

careful, dude. The Mgt already clicked the wrong button once today.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Richter

#12
December 04, 2009, 09:01:11 PM
did The Mgt accidentally?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#13
December 04, 2009, 09:18:52 PM
I just had a stroke, thanks Roger. Fucking asshole...

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
December 07, 2009, 03:54:58 PM
SO FAR SO G
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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