Pineal Junk (Put it here so you won't be mentally destroyed)

[The Johnny]

<draws a sigil on screen with peanut butter>

I INVOKE THE GODS OF SHITSTORM AND PINEALISM AND DECLARE THIS IN THEIR NAME THE NEW CRAP BLACK HOLE OF THE FORUMZ

NOW, NEWCOMER, ANSWER THIS WITH TRUTH SPEAKING THRU YOUR HEART AND MUMBLING TRAP:

WHAT IS MEEP?

AND HOW MANY CAN YOU FIT INTO A JEEP!?!?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This thread is bullshit.

Now where the hell is the Wandering Furby thread?

I lost it.   
I NUKED IT, MUHWAHHAHA

Never did.  It's around someplace.

I thought I saw it around Literate Chaotic, but it turned out it was just some stale vomit.

It has become like unto The Flying Dutchman, there to remind us of our sins and scare the shit out of the new hands.  It will simply sail in and out of the board at will, like some huge fucking navigation hazard.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

WHAT IS MEEP?

AND HOW MANY CAN YOU FIT INTO A JEEP!?!?

You put Aini in my jeep, and I'm driving ALL of us over a fucking cliff.  I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.

[ThisIsMyName.StopAsking]

Perhaps this will all somehow lead to a conversation comparing pinealism and general mad-speak to a disorderly expression of anguish about order.  However, pinealism does not belong here; this site appears creative-orderly for the purpose of creative disorder and the realization of the chaotic illusions that are disorder and order.  Or perhaps Mal-2 actually erred by inserting pineal-ocity in the Principia Discordia.  Either way, The Repectable Reverend, I hope this thread will keep the pineal-obsessed twits <--Here and not there---> in serious topics, and I'm still a noob, so mercy please.  But I know: the grace period.

[The Johnny]

You put Aini in my jeep, and I'm driving ALL of us over a fucking cliff.  I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.

LOL THATS 22 WORDS FNORD ALMOST 23 !11!!1 AND YOUR NAME IS 20 LETTERS!!111

SO IF YOU ADD 22+20=42/2=21 AND AND

THAT MAKES A PROGRESSION OF 20 (The Good Reverend Roger)-21(42/2)-22 (You put Aini in my jeep, and I'm driving ALL of us over a fucking cliff.  I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.) AND THE NEXT ONE IS 23 OHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[ThisIsMyName.StopAsking]

You put Aini in my jeep, and I'm driving ALL of us over a fucking cliff.  I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.

LOL THATS 22 WORDS FNORD ALMOST 23 !11!!1 AND YOUR NAME IS 20 LETTERS!!111

SO IF YOU ADD 22+20=42/2=21 AND AND

THAT MAKES A PROGRESSION OF 20 (The Good Reverend Roger)-21(42/2)-22 (You put Aini in my jeep, and I'm driving ALL of us over a fucking cliff.  I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.) AND THE NEXT ONE IS 23 OHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Bravery is the step before castration; you're going to end up trapped in this thread...

[The Johnny]

THISISMYNAME.STOPASKING = 23 CHARACTERS ZOMG 1!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZOMBOCALYPSE IMMINENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Perhaps this will all somehow lead to a conversation comparing pinealism and general mad-speak to a disorderly expression of anguish about order.  

Maybe.  And maybe Air Force test pilots will come ploughing out of my arse on rocket sleds.

[ThisIsMyName.StopAsking]

Perhaps this will all somehow lead to a conversation comparing pinealism and general mad-speak to a disorderly expression of anguish about order.  

Maybe.  And maybe Air Force test pilots will come ploughing out of my arse on rocket sleds.

Yeah, you're right. And I'm wasting a grace-post just on that, so I'm also going to include that the number 23 is irrelevant, as the number 5 is the only numerologically significant one acknowledged. Then again, rule 5 of the pentabarf. Hm...

[The Johnny]

You put Aini in my jeep, and I'm driving ALL of us over a fucking cliff.  I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.

LOL THATS 22 WORDS FNORD ALMOST 23 !11!!1 AND YOUR NAME IS 20 LETTERS!!111

SO IF YOU ADD 22+20=42/2=21 AND AND

THAT MAKES A PROGRESSION OF 20 (The Good Reverend Roger)-21(42/2)-22 (You put Aini in my jeep, and I'm driving ALL of us over a fucking cliff.  I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD.) AND THE NEXT ONE IS 23 OHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Bravery is the step before castration; you're going to end up trapped in this thread...

OH NOEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ROGER IS DRIVING ZE TRUCK WITH AINI AND US ALL OVER THE CLIFF WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



WE ARE TAAAARPEEED !!11!!11!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Perhaps this will all somehow lead to a conversation comparing pinealism and general mad-speak to a disorderly expression of anguish about order.  

Maybe.  And maybe Air Force test pilots will come ploughing out of my arse on rocket sleds.

Yeah, you're right. And I'm wasting a grace-post just on that, so I'm also going to include that the number 23 is irrelevant, as the number 5 is the only numerologically significant one acknowledged. Then again, rule 5 of the pentabarf. Hm...

Doin' it wrong.

[The Johnny]

<stops looking thru ashtray to find unfiltered cigarretes that have 2 inches left on them>

Look buddy, i myself consider myself a discordian, but i wouldnt say the same thing for others here.

I think the PD book is outdated and utter crap except for the concepts behind it.

Eris is what brings us together, not some shitty interpretation a hippie did 50-70 years ago.

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Perhaps this will all somehow lead to a conversation comparing pinealism and general mad-speak to a disorderly expression of anguish about order.  

Maybe.  And maybe Air Force test pilots will come ploughing out of my arse on rocket sleds.

Yeah, you're right. And I'm wasting a grace-post just on that, so I'm also going to include that the number 23 is irrelevant, as the number 5 is the only numerologically significant one acknowledged. Then again, rule 5 of the pentabarf. Hm...

If you're so aware of the 50-post rule, you might understand what a good post looks like.

might.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LampshadeHanging
Also, would be an obvious if not effective troll on a board with a weaker social structure.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

SOCKS!!!!











AND HARAJUKU MAGIC CRAZY HAPPY!!

[Freeky]

I liked the sock pictures!