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PD.COM...2009 in Review.

Started by Suu, December 12, 2009, 06:09:40 PM

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

2009: Family, work, freelancing, clients, more college and wanking over technology.

Dysfunctional Cunt

2009 - same shit, different year......  :horrormirth:

The Wizard

2009 was my first year here at PD. It's the Year I read Illuminatus, went through a couple of epiphanies, started writing my book, turned 16, and became a Discordian. Good year when all is said and done.
Insanity we trust.

The Good Reverend Roger

2009:  The Year of the Rabbithole.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Wizard

Quote2009:  The Year of the Rabbithole.

Well said.
Insanity we trust.

Dysfunctional Cunt


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

-Kel-

got engaged, family members died, quit smoking, turned 30, discovered that badge lives on the same street as i do just two block north, went to Lake Tahoe, went to New York, got married, disowned my father then forgave him for being a dick, college college and more college, bought a new car, selling old cars, killed a ho-bo, got fired, got a better job.

Freeky

Quote from: -Kel- on December 14, 2009, 10:41:36 PM
got engaged, family members died, quit smoking, turned 30, discovered that badge lives on the same street as i do just two block north, went to Lake Tahoe, went to New York, got married, disowned my father then forgave him for being a dick, college college and more college, bought a new car, selling old cars, killed a ho-bo, got fired, got a better job.

Killed a hobo? Really?

Payne

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 15, 2009, 03:23:20 AM
Quote from: -Kel- on December 14, 2009, 10:41:36 PM
got engaged, family members died, quit smoking, turned 30, discovered that badge lives on the same street as i do just two block north, went to Lake Tahoe, went to New York, got married, disowned my father then forgave him for being a dick, college college and more college, bought a new car, selling old cars, killed a ho-bo, got fired, got a better job.

Killed a hobo? Really?

Yeah, she just pulled his face clean off. Those who were there will never forget it. Except the hobo. 'Cause he's dead.

P3nT4gR4m

is "ho-bo" how the in crowd are referring to male prostitutes these days?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 15, 2009, 03:23:20 AM
Quote from: -Kel- on December 14, 2009, 10:41:36 PM
got engaged, family members died, quit smoking, turned 30, discovered that badge lives on the same street as i do just two block north, went to Lake Tahoe, went to New York, got married, disowned my father then forgave him for being a dick, college college and more college, bought a new car, selling old cars, killed a ho-bo, got fired, got a better job.

Killed a hobo? Really?

Admittedly, some of them play horribly annoying music and they totally have it coming for them.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cainad (dec.)

I nearly forgot;

Aunt's chocolatier business got a faceful of "economic climate" and now said aunt lives in one of our spare rooms,

Maternal grandmother finally passed away and now granddad lives in our other spare room for the time being,

And mom was deployed to Afghanistan on October.

-Kel-

#59
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 15, 2009, 01:47:12 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 15, 2009, 03:23:20 AM
Quote from: -Kel- on December 14, 2009, 10:41:36 PM
got engaged, family members died, quit smoking, turned 30, discovered that badge lives on the same street as i do just two block north, went to Lake Tahoe, went to New York, got married, disowned my father then forgave him for being a dick, college college and more college, bought a new car, selling old cars, killed a ho-bo, got fired, got a better job.

Killed a hobo? Really?

Admittedly, some of them play horribly annoying music and they totally have it coming for them.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_rep_ingersolls?utm_source=videoembed


here is my testimony as Rep. Ingersoll