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Mangrove, please explain why...

Started by LMNO, December 18, 2009, 02:06:42 PM

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LMNO

...you haven't smacked Joe Leiberman in the face with a copy of the official SSOOKN lead-bound Zohar?

As our CT contingent, I demand you put that droopy dawg-faced motherfucker in check.

Mangrove

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Quote from: LMNO on December 18, 2009, 02:06:42 PM
...you haven't smacked Joe Leiberman in the face with a copy of the official SSOOKN lead-bound Zohar?

As our CT contingent, I demand you put that droopy dawg-faced motherfucker in check.


Dear LMNO,

Clearly you've been sending all of my important e-mail missives directly to your spam folder. I distinctly remember sending you one entitled "SSOOKN PLAN: TO SUBVERT HEALTH CARE SYSTEM VIA SPINELESS, AMBIVALENT, DROOPY, DAWG FACED, MOTHERFUCKER WHO HAS LONG SINCE PASSED HIS USE-BY DATE AND WILL SHAMELESSLY WHORE HIMSELF TO WHATEVER POLITICAL AGENDA THAT WILL SUSTAIN HIS INCREASINGLY POINTLESS CAREER."

Geez dude, if you can't be bothered to read the regular newsletters, I don't know what to tell ya.

Happy Haligdaeg

Mangrove

PS Have ordered armour plated, spkey back edition of the Zohar to hit him with.
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