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Celebrity death pool 2009-10

Started by Cain, December 21, 2009, 09:47:51 AM

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bds

I will cry if Morgan Freeman dies.

Also, Springsteen must be getting on for it now, no? :(

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Every awesome famous person is going to die within the next 5-10 years. I'll guarantee it.

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Quote from: BDS on December 21, 2009, 09:51:06 PM
I will cry if Morgan Freeman dies.
Ditto.
QuoteAlso, Springsteen must be getting on for it now, no? :(
Not really. He's only 60. Bob Dylan on the other hand...

Also, I'm going to predict that one of the Rolling Stones will finally die. And this time a swimming pool won't be involved.
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Quote from: Iason Ouabache on December 23, 2009, 08:26:08 AM
Quote from: BDS on December 21, 2009, 09:51:06 PM
I will cry if Morgan Freeman dies.
Ditto.
QuoteAlso, Springsteen must be getting on for it now, no? :(
Not really. He's only 60. Bob Dylan on the other hand...

Also, I'm going to predict that one of the Rolling Stones will finally die. And this time a swimming pool won't be involved.

I've got my money on Mick Jagger.  Keith Richards will somewhat ironically be the last one to die.  They'll do an autopsy on him when he finally does die and discover that the combination of drugs he took actually served as some sort of preservative, extending his life span. 
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Cain

Plus Keith'll want to snort the ashes of the other members.

AFK

I'm adding Steven Tyler to the list.  Apparently he's just checked into rehab for pill addiction.  I predict he'll "sober up", leave rehab, and die of an overdose on tour somewhere.  That is, if Joe Perry doesn't replace him. 
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I was going to say Steven Tyler.

I think Pete Doherty is a likely suspect.
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Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 23, 2009, 02:57:01 PM
I'm adding Steven Tyler to the list.  Apparently he's just checked into rehab for pill addiction.  I predict he'll "sober up", leave rehab, and die of an overdose on tour somewhere.  That is, if Joe Perry doesn't replace him. 

If Joe Perry replaces Steven Tyler, I am climbing a goddamned water tower.
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I think Gene Wilder is on his way, not sure if he's up for this year's but I might be surprised. And I'm not sure if Scott Weiland is actually clean yet or not. If he's not I give him a year or two, tops. Fuckin' heroin junkie musicians from the nineties.  :argh!:

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