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Okay, you spags, I'm off to hunt perverts. See you jackasses in two weeks.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 26, 2009, 07:24:57 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

December 26, 2009, 07:24:57 AM
If I'm not back by the end of the first week of January, send Henry Stanley after me with a bottle of Praziquantel and a plumber's helper.

AD FUNDUM, AD PARIETIS!
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President Television

#1
December 26, 2009, 07:34:47 AM
And several perverts were never heard from again...
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Nast

#2
December 26, 2009, 07:39:27 AM
Don't get their blood on you, or you'll begin to turn.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

The Johnny

#3
December 26, 2009, 07:46:35 AM

Take a camera with you! Even if its the disposable kind!
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Dysnomia

#4
December 26, 2009, 09:15:37 PM
BAI ROGER
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Cain

#5
December 26, 2009, 09:22:00 PM
What sound do you make to attract perverts when hunting them?

[this post is now open to innuendo and puns as answers]

Salty

#6
December 26, 2009, 09:51:23 PM
KA-CAWK KA-CAWK!
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

NotPublished

#7
December 26, 2009, 10:07:18 PM
Happy hunting!
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

maphdet

#8
December 26, 2009, 10:09:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2009, 07:24:57 AM
If I'm not back by the end of the first week of January, send Henry Stanley after me with a bottle of Praziquantel and a plumber's helper.

AD FUNDUM, AD PARIETIS!

Uh-good luck.
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Eating barbequed iguana-

Telarus

#9
December 26, 2009, 10:47:38 PM
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#10
December 27, 2009, 07:08:29 AM
Note to Roger: When you get back and there's a big brown box on your doorstep, don't worry: it is neither a mail bomb nor spam. It's your Christmas present, mailed all the way from Soviet Canuckistan. If it isn't there then I shall be pissed; shipping it was expensive.
Is it plugged in?

Earthbound Spirit

#11
December 28, 2009, 05:25:44 AM
Good luck.
I hate everyone.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
December 28, 2009, 08:01:26 AM
I got an email update

I feel special!

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nast

#13
December 28, 2009, 08:04:35 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 28, 2009, 08:01:26 AM
I got an email update

I feel special!



So he's still alive?

:banana:
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
December 28, 2009, 08:10:53 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on December 28, 2009, 08:04:35 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on December 28, 2009, 08:01:26 AM
I got an email update

I feel special!



So he's still alive?

:banana:

SO FAR!!!

The no cell phone thing is majorly bumming me out.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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