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I AM ON MY 8TH CUP OF YERBA MATE AND WON'T SHUT UP AT WORK

Started by Suu, January 07, 2010, 12:25:50 AM

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Suu

January 07, 2010, 12:25:50 AM
ASK ME ANYTHING!!!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1
January 07, 2010, 12:48:01 AM
Would you please shut up? Your behavior is not conducive to a productive work environment. Frankly, you're scaring your co-workers and threatening to fist people is unacceptable conduct.

Suu

#2
January 07, 2010, 12:51:11 AM
BITE ME.

I should mention that these are 16oz cups. Not 8.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#3
January 07, 2010, 12:52:40 AM
Followup: What the fuck is yerba mate?

StD,
too lazy to google.

Cainad (dec.)

#4
January 07, 2010, 12:53:11 AM
I just ate my body weight in kidney beans, Suu. What will happen to me?

Eater of Clowns

#5
January 07, 2010, 12:54:11 AM
Suu what the hell is a kidney bear?
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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#6
January 07, 2010, 12:57:04 AM
Preemptive followup: How much diet pepsi would it take to kill a 175 lb man?

Suu

#7
January 07, 2010, 01:09:57 AM
Yerba Mate is an herbal tea that has 120% the caffeine of coffee per cup but with no side effects!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#8
January 07, 2010, 02:41:40 AM
Quote from: Cainad on January 07, 2010, 12:53:11 AM
I just ate my body weight in kidney beans, Suu. What will happen to me?

You will probably be farting your weight in gas.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#9
January 07, 2010, 02:42:28 AM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#10
January 07, 2010, 02:45:59 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on January 07, 2010, 12:57:04 AM
Preemptive followup: How much diet pepsi would it take to kill a 175 lb man?

You could drink 331.77 cans of Diet Pepsi before croaking.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#11
January 07, 2010, 02:55:13 AM
CHA CHA!
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Jasper

#12
January 07, 2010, 02:57:30 AM
Who is your yerba dealer?

Suu

#13
January 07, 2010, 03:28:00 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 07, 2010, 02:57:30 AM
Who is your yerba dealer?

Teavana, c/o Richter as my Christmas present. He gives the gift of xanthines!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

#14
January 07, 2010, 03:31:31 AM
Fancy.  I just have a 1Kg bag of Cruz de Malta.  It suffices, as a drug.

Odd how it's so powerful, yet I am wont to drink so much more of it than coffee.
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