News:

We can't help you...in fact, we're part of the problem.

Main Menu

Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.

Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, January 07, 2010, 04:31:31 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages1 2
User actions

Pope Pixie Pickle

January 07, 2010, 04:31:31 PM
http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4838562.Trapped_penis_cut_free_by_grinder/
Did no one tell him that steel does not make a good cock ring?

and also the poor fireman who cut him out... can you imagine having to hold an angle grinder so close to someone's cock?

This cheered me up a fuckton after yesterday.

Cain

#1
January 07, 2010, 04:36:43 PM
This story lacks pictures.  Fucking Echo cheapskates, did their last photographer die of hunger?

LMNO

#2
January 07, 2010, 04:37:36 PM
Quote"I've only come across this type of thing three or four times in my 17 years as a firefighter."

Richter

#3
January 07, 2010, 04:39:52 PM
Vibration + heat from cutting  :x

Proper fit in cockrings in the differnce between vanilla play and hospital play.  I'm reminded of leln's observation of the favorite primate game: "Will this fit in that?"
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

LMNO

#4
January 07, 2010, 04:41:48 PM
I think a 3" long pipe isn't so much a cock ring, as it is a failed cosplay costume.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
January 07, 2010, 04:45:18 PM
This is as good as the guy who burned his dick in the exhaust pipe of his neighbor's car.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#6
January 07, 2010, 04:48:18 PM
The comments section is great also.

i suppose the fake vagina toys are a bit too expensive in the hard economic times.

LMNO

#7
January 07, 2010, 04:55:47 PM
I was born with my fake vagina toys attached to both of my wrists.

Richter

#8
January 07, 2010, 04:57:59 PM
In the words of Hannibal Lechter, "Try new things."

Some people should be a bit more careful with this advice.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
January 07, 2010, 05:01:19 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 07, 2010, 04:31:31 PM
http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4838562.Trapped_penis_cut_free_by_grinder/
Did no one tell him that steel does not make a good cock ring?

and also the poor fireman who cut him out... can you imagine having to hold an angle grinder so close to someone's cock?

This cheered me up a fuckton after yesterday.

Wait.

Southampton?

HAS ANYONE SEEN ROSS?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#10
January 07, 2010, 05:12:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2010, 05:01:19 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 07, 2010, 04:31:31 PM
http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4838562.Trapped_penis_cut_free_by_grinder/
Did no one tell him that steel does not make a good cock ring?

and also the poor fireman who cut him out... can you imagine having to hold an angle grinder so close to someone's cock?

This cheered me up a fuckton after yesterday.

Wait.

Southampton?

HAS ANYONE SEEN ROSS?


:lulz:


Well apparently when he was younger he was able to fellate himself.

I should just recommend Yoga classes to Douchebag.

LMNO

#11
January 07, 2010, 05:14:39 PM
Big dick or small ribcage?

Pope Pixie Pickle

#12
January 07, 2010, 05:15:57 PM
small ribcage, used to do gymnastics.

Darth Cupcake

#13
January 07, 2010, 05:29:17 PM
Oh holy hell.

I fucking LOVE humanity. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Also, now I am just going to continually imagine my friend's impersonation of a man wearing a cock ring. It's truly hilarious.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#14
January 07, 2010, 05:44:43 PM
 :lulz:

Completely redefines the one size fits all.....

Print
Go Up Pages1 2
User actions