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Started by Kai, December 31, 2009, 11:18:57 PM

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Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Mangrove on January 06, 2010, 09:32:01 PM
Dead heiress? Did anybody call dead heiress?
Which one? The only one I know of dying recently was Ruth Lilly and she technically died in 2009.
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The Johnson and Johnson chick.  "Engaged" to Tila Tequila.

Cain

Announcing deaths via Twitter will be considered socially acceptable, thanks to Tila Tequila.

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The Biggest Loser will turn from a fat-camp show into one in which they will all learn the horrors of the holocaust first hand through manual labor, malnutrition, and psychological/physical abuse at the hands of a fascist society.

LMNO

I'm not sure I'd notice the difference, actually.

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crap, well whatever.

I'm just sitting here, rifling through a box of fortune cookies. Don't blame me, blame the chinese.

Freeky

Quote from: General Stuart on January 07, 2010, 06:18:24 PM
The Biggest Loser will turn from a fat-camp show into one in which they will all learn the horrors of the holocaust first hand through manual labor, malnutrition, and psychological/physical abuse at the hands of a fascist society.

You're expecting the average American to actually learn something?

You guys are having wishful thinking again.

Cain

Quote from: General Stuart on January 07, 2010, 06:18:24 PM
The Biggest Loser will turn from a fat-camp show into one in which they will all learn the horrors of the holocaust first hand through manual labor, malnutrition, and psychological/physical abuse at the hands of a fascist society.

I know where you could find some recruits to be the camp guards

http://mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?t=225760

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sweet saint Joshua of San Francisco!

they would be perfect!

Bu🤠ns

Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on January 07, 2010, 01:02:54 AM
Celebrities will die. It will be a big deal, except it won't be a big deal.

I've been betting on Jack Nicholson for 2009 and he's not dead as far we know so i figure that makes him a good candidate for 2010.

Bu🤠ns

Quote from: Cain on January 07, 2010, 09:46:07 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on January 07, 2010, 06:18:24 PM
The Biggest Loser will turn from a fat-camp show into one in which they will all learn the horrors of the holocaust first hand through manual labor, malnutrition, and psychological/physical abuse at the hands of a fascist society.

I know where you could find some recruits to be the camp guards

http://mysticwicks.com/showthread.php?t=225760

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You're joking, right?

You do realize that the sporadic eating that goes with being poor contributes to obesity, right?


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I think I'm gonna take a break from the internet for a bit.

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Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Epimetheus on January 09, 2010, 05:07:25 AM
You guys forgot the obvious!
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