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FUCK MY BLOODY MUFF!!!!!!!!!@!@!#@$#&%#*&%!

Started by East Coast Hustle, January 09, 2010, 03:38:19 AM

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East Coast Hustle

January 09, 2010, 03:38:19 AM
I SPENT A HALF-HOUR SHAVING MY FACE INTO THE 70'S PORN STAR CONFIGURATION AND WHEN I WAS ALL DONE I REALIZED THE STRIP OF HAIR ON MY CHIN WAS A HALF-INCH OFF-CENTER.

FACE ROONT.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

maphdet

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January 09, 2010, 03:42:23 AM
oops.

I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#2
January 09, 2010, 03:43:06 AM
 :lol:

Jasper

#3
January 09, 2010, 08:55:26 AM
Get a bunch of confederates.  Everyone pretend it's centered.  Convince a coworker that they are insane.

Triple Zero

#4
January 09, 2010, 10:05:29 AM
I demand pictures before you shave it off anyway.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

P3nT4gR4m

#5
January 09, 2010, 10:53:28 AM
Yeah fucker - pics or it nevar happened  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

East Coast Hustle

#6
January 09, 2010, 04:37:00 PM
and ruin my carefully crafted image of ultimate sexy? I think not.

anyway, I already shaved the strip of hair in question.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Captain Utopia

#7
January 09, 2010, 04:49:32 PM
I was sure this was going to be another thread about someone getting their period.

East Coast Hustle

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January 09, 2010, 05:37:22 PM
:kingmeh:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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