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TGRR, I think my friend is going crazy

Started by Cain, January 09, 2010, 03:45:51 PM

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Triple Zero

#30
January 10, 2010, 11:00:28 PM
it would be if the guy on the airplane flew with Pun Um Airways.
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#31
January 10, 2010, 11:12:03 PM
GOD. FUCKING. DAMMIT.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#32
January 10, 2010, 11:40:14 PM
I give up.
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Eater of Clowns

#33
January 11, 2010, 05:15:04 AM
Is it bad that what tipped me off was the part about your friend getting fat?

Cain, this is excellent.
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#34
January 11, 2010, 04:51:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2010, 10:39:10 PM
Quote from: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on January 10, 2010, 10:38:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2010, 09:52:54 PMThat is not a pun.  That is a play on homonyms that makes me want to light my johnson on fire, like that guy on the airplane.

Yeah, he tried to alight before the plane was on the ground.

Needs work.

Exercise for the reader.
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Dysfunctional Cunt

#35
January 11, 2010, 05:13:14 PM
Excellent Cain!  One of your best!!!

It took me a couple of times, but damn.  Once you get it.....

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Hangshai

#36
February 01, 2010, 11:00:45 PM
Hands down one the best things Ive read yet on this forum.  Way to go Cain.  Very fun read, and TBH, I went back after a few posts of people talking about 'getting it' and had to reread it to realize what they were getting.  Very cool a-ha moment, and it's all in a nice little package that is concise and a good read.  Good on ya, mate.

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