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OH MY FUCKING... NO. KILL ME.

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 12, 2010, 09:59:08 PM

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I think this toy made it around last year when someone had the "gifts you get people you hate" threads around christmas (08)
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Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 13, 2010, 03:50:11 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 13, 2010, 03:28:58 AM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on January 13, 2010, 03:09:54 AM
TRUE FACT: Nigel was the real BVaseline Killer.

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Note: I have no idea what Baseline Killer means or refers to.

Serial killer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseline_Killer
Wow. Phoenix even fails at having interesting serial killers. No psychotic notes to the press. No forcing his lover to be an accomplice. No cat and mouse game with the cops for decades. No clown suits. No cannibalism. Lame!
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QuoteProduct Description
From the Manufacturer
The woman traveler stops by the security checkpoint. After placing her luggage on the screening machine, the airport employee checks her baggage. The traveler hands her spare change and watch to the security guard and proceeds through the metal detector. With no time to spare, she picks up her luggage and hurries to board her flight!

She forgot her spare change and watch!
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funny thing is, 10 years ago this would have been just a toy, part of Playmobil Airport pieces or something.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 13, 2010, 07:06:48 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 13, 2010, 03:50:11 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 13, 2010, 03:28:58 AM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on January 13, 2010, 03:09:54 AM
TRUE FACT: Nigel was the real BVaseline Killer.

Fix't¿

Note: I have no idea what Baseline Killer means or refers to.

Serial killer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseline_Killer
Wow. Phoenix even fails at having interesting serial killers. No psychotic notes to the press. No forcing his lover to be an accomplice. No cat and mouse game with the cops for decades. No clown suits. No cannibalism. Lame!

The only thing that makes it interesting is that they're probably charging the wrong guy.

Poor guy.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."