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Don't Set Your Sights TOO High, Little Johnny

Started by Sister_Gothique, January 13, 2010, 10:29:07 PM

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Sister_Gothique

January 13, 2010, 10:29:07 PM

Wtf, America?!
I'm the new "God's Will"...Soon it'll be, "Oh, I can't be held accountable for THAT, Sister Gothique made me do it!"

NotPublished

#1
January 13, 2010, 10:31:26 PM
 :lulz:

Getting there!
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Jasper

#2
January 13, 2010, 10:33:58 PM
What the fuck is with toys these days?  When I was a kid we played with action figures and legos and k'nex.  Stuff that encouraged us to act like heroes and create new things. 

NotPublished

#3
January 13, 2010, 10:35:13 PM
I smashed rocks and pretended they were living things
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Cainad (dec.)

#4
January 13, 2010, 11:01:46 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 13, 2010, 10:35:13 PM
I smashed rocks and pretended they were living things

Fuck yes, cracking rocks! I once briefly held the title of King Arthur because I could break apart rocks that the other kids couldn't no matter how hard they tried.

Jasper

#5
January 13, 2010, 11:20:36 PM
...Really?

Pope Pixie Pickle

#6
January 13, 2010, 11:22:12 PM
OP = :facepalm:

Requia ☣

#7
January 13, 2010, 11:26:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 13, 2010, 11:01:46 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 13, 2010, 10:35:13 PM
I smashed rocks and pretended they were living things

Fuck yes, cracking rocks! I once briefly held the title of King Arthur because I could break apart rocks that the other kids couldn't no matter how hard they tried.

I think I just figured out where the first stone tools came from.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Jasper

#8
January 13, 2010, 11:58:01 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on January 13, 2010, 11:26:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 13, 2010, 11:01:46 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 13, 2010, 10:35:13 PM
I smashed rocks and pretended they were living things

Fuck yes, cracking rocks! I once briefly held the title of King Arthur because I could break apart rocks that the other kids couldn't no matter how hard they tried.

I think I just figured out where the first stone tools came from.

The skeletal remains of Cainad's ancestors, that's where.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
January 14, 2010, 12:45:01 AM
Cannot see this at work.   :argh!:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Requia ☣

#10
January 14, 2010, 12:48:49 AM
Be thankful.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
January 14, 2010, 12:49:58 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on January 14, 2010, 12:48:49 AM
Be thankful.

Why?  Sister Gothique is almost as Holy™ as I am.  If she posted it, it's for your own good.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

0

#12
January 14, 2010, 12:50:54 AM
I'm still waiting for the "Louisiana gas station/frybar attendant" playset to come out, replete with stained STYX t-shirt, fancy scrubbin' stick and pretend food stamps.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
January 14, 2010, 12:52:08 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on January 14, 2010, 12:50:54 AM
I'm still waiting for the "Louisiana gas station/frybar attendant" playset to come out, replete with stained STYX t-shirt, fancy scrubbin' stick and pretend food stamps.

I want to see the Bill O'Rielly playset.

And maybe the Abu Graib Lego™ collection.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#14
January 14, 2010, 12:53:55 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 13, 2010, 11:58:01 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on January 13, 2010, 11:26:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 13, 2010, 11:01:46 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 13, 2010, 10:35:13 PM
I smashed rocks and pretended they were living things

Fuck yes, cracking rocks! I once briefly held the title of King Arthur because I could break apart rocks that the other kids couldn't no matter how hard they tried.

I think I just figured out where the first stone tools came from.

The skeletal remains of Cainad's ancestors, that's where.

:lulz:

I won't deny that it was retarded. But it got us out of the house, goddamnit.
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