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Started by Dysnomia, January 16, 2010, 03:38:29 PM

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Dysnomia

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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The Good Reverend Roger

I WILL CRUSH YOUR HEAD LIKE BUG, YES?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

"I swear, I am THIS close to starting affairs with as many White House schmucks as I can, just so I can out them later in spite."

Elder Iptuous

Yeah, it's seriously big, like this.
it's almost a penis.

Payne

                                                       ANAL?
                                                         /

Cain

No, seriously, it was like taking orders from someone with a brain this big...
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Payne

UN Security Council: Uh... wanna cut the bullshit about WMD... Condoleeza?
Rice:                      I would love to... but I have this horrible pain in my arm...
UN Security Council: Oh no... run ITS THE CLAW!
Rice:                      NOTHING CAN STOP THE CLAWWWW!

Dysnomia

what is that from?  my dad used to do that to me when I was little, and would hold his hand in front of his face like a claw.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Payne


Dysnomia

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Payne

We only broke the law THIS much, honest!

Pope Pixie Pickle


Sir Squid Diddimus

That yellow dick on Craigslist. I swear guys it was like THIS TINY!
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Dysnomia

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Payne

It's true what they say about Dubya. Really, seriously, honestly and emphatically.

As a white man, he could only jump this high.