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Started by Kai, January 17, 2010, 06:34:04 PM

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Kai

Just yesterday I overheard a conversation, just a portion of it, between a young man and a young woman.

"But yeah, I have absolutely no problem with gays. Gay marriage is another story"

"Well, its not really marriage, yeah"

"Well, what it really is, is that it fucks up the nuclear family, which America is based on. And I have a problem with that."



Excuse me for a moment, I'm going to just step in to your conversation about "tolerance" here for a minute.

Your bastion of the Nuclear FamilyTM, that glorious wondrous unit of ONLY One ManR, and One WomanR and 2.5 children, the cornerstone of The America, is as good as a coin toss. Or didn't you know that, didn't you know that 50% of all marriages end in divorce, you fucking hypocrite, that this so called monolith is as good as me rolling a die to see if it works out. These are all STRAIGHT people fucking up, mind you, not those glorious faggots you have no problem with. Oh NO, you have gay friends, you love gays, just keep them the hell out of your sacred coin toss, you irredeemable schmuck, you ignorant fucktard.

How about this? How about I sit here and make you un-fucking-comfortable as possible for a while. I've got a male body, and I've fucked men. That's RIGHT, I've played with penis. Never mind that I'm somewhat trans-ish and I've played with pussy as well. How does that make you feel, shithead? How tolerant do you feel right now, when I'm shoving it in your face just like you shove your GLORIOUS UNION in mine and all my friends constantly, how fucking special it is. LIsten, shitneck, we all see through your veil of tolerance right down to the intolerance that is at it's core. You want to look tolerant while actually inside your a homophobic fucking asshole. You like seeming tolerant, it makes you look fucking fine to all the other posers out there, the so called Moderate White America crowd, all of them ignorant shitheads just like you.

Also, Fuck You,

~Kai
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Cainad (dec.)

:mittens: from me, also. Pussyfooting around gay rights is so.... ugh. I don't even know.

Shai Hulud

Hear, hear! Well said, Kai.

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we all see through your veil of tolerance right down to the intolerance that is at it's core.

If only that were totally true, too many people actually buy that bullshit.  If I hear it again though I'm not going to blow my stack, I'm just going to calmly print out this post and give it out to people.

Nast

Preach it!

I can't count the number of times someone will tell me "I'm okay with gays, as long as they don't hit on me. If they do that, then I'll beat their ass." It makes me wonder why people feel the need to tell me, as it only succeeds as making me disgusted with them. :\
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BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 17, 2010, 09:30:40 PM
Preach it!

I can't count the number of times someone will tell me "I'm okay with gays, as long as they don't hit on me. If they do that, then I'll beat their ass." It makes me wonder why people feel the need to tell me, as it only succeeds as making me disgusted with them. :\

I figure the response is "hit on you?  seriously?  ewwww"
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 17, 2010, 09:30:40 PM
Preach it!

I can't count the number of times someone will tell me "I'm okay with gays, as long as they don't hit on me. If they do that, then I'll beat their ass." It makes me wonder why people feel the need to tell me, as it only succeeds as making me disgusted with them. :\

Response:  "As if any Gay guy would want your fat ass."
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2010, 10:52:16 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 17, 2010, 09:30:40 PM
Preach it!

I can't count the number of times someone will tell me "I'm okay with gays, as long as they don't hit on me. If they do that, then I'll beat their ass." It makes me wonder why people feel the need to tell me, as it only succeeds as making me disgusted with them. :\

Response:  "As if any Gay guy would want your fat ass."

I always want to ask them if they'd also beat the shit out of any fat or unattractive women who hit on them... because their logic seems to be that unwanted people hitting on them automatically deserve to be beat up.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Rumckle

Hell Yeah Kai!!

Also I like it when guys hit on me, it is flattering, and makes me feel good about myself.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Rumckle on January 17, 2010, 11:00:40 PM
Hell Yeah Kai!!

Also I like it when guys hit on me, it is flattering, and makes me feel good about myself.

This is what we would call an "emotionally healthy, sexually secure" response.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Kai

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 17, 2010, 11:04:13 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on January 17, 2010, 11:00:40 PM
Hell Yeah Kai!!

Also I like it when guys hit on me, it is flattering, and makes me feel good about myself.

This is what we would call an "emotionally healthy, sexually secure" response.

:mittens:
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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
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BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Rumckle on January 17, 2010, 11:00:40 PM
Hell Yeah Kai!!

Also I like it when guys hit on me, it is flattering, and makes me feel good about myself.

The only time a gay man hitting on me bothered me (not like it happens all the time, but it has 4 or 5 times) was one guy who was overly aggressive and wouldn't take no for an answer.  I woulda had about the same response if it were a woman I was not interested in, except this guy was physically stronger than me, so that made it kind of frightening.
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Nast

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 17, 2010, 10:57:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2010, 10:52:16 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 17, 2010, 09:30:40 PM
Preach it!

I can't count the number of times someone will tell me "I'm okay with gays, as long as they don't hit on me. If they do that, then I'll beat their ass." It makes me wonder why people feel the need to tell me, as it only succeeds as making me disgusted with them. :\

Response:  "As if any Gay guy would want your fat ass."

I always want to ask them if they'd also beat the shit out of any fat or unattractive women who hit on them... because their logic seems to be that unwanted people hitting on them automatically deserve to be beat up.

Oh, it's just the same kind of a thinly veiled, hypocritical bullshit that statements likes "I'm not racist but..." come from. It upsets me, that some people find the need to warn me, as if I'm just going to assrape them after "How d'you do?".

So now maybe I will. With a vacuum nozzle.
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