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Life in the Age of Dumb, part 1: They All Drowned.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 07, 2004, 08:49:11 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

July 07, 2004, 08:49:11 AM
Blarg!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#1
July 07, 2004, 09:00:47 AM
Damn. Smite that filthy heathen.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
July 07, 2004, 09:02:18 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDamn. Smite that filthy heathen.

Who, me?  I'm not a heathen.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#3
July 07, 2004, 09:05:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDamn. Smite that filthy heathen.

Who, me?  I'm not a heathen.

No. Him. Smite him before he takes you up in his airplane.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
July 07, 2004, 09:06:13 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDamn. Smite that filthy heathen.

Who, me?  I'm not a heathen.

No. Him. Smite him before he takes you up in his airplane.

I can't.  He's not a heathen, and my tracking system only functions on heathens.

I KNEW going cheap would come back and bite me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#5
July 07, 2004, 09:10:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDamn. Smite that filthy heathen.

Who, me?  I'm not a heathen.

No. Him. Smite him before he takes you up in his airplane.

I can't.  He's not a heathen, and my tracking system only functions on heathens.

I KNEW going cheap would come back and bite me.

Ah well...fuck it. Maybe the ride will be something to remember.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
July 07, 2004, 09:17:05 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDamn. Smite that filthy heathen.

Who, me?  I'm not a heathen.

No. Him. Smite him before he takes you up in his airplane.

I can't.  He's not a heathen, and my tracking system only functions on heathens.

I KNEW going cheap would come back and bite me.

Ah well...fuck it. Maybe the ride will be something to remember.

I'm gonna drown.

In the air.

Like an Egyptian.

:shock:  :shock:  :shock:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#7
July 07, 2004, 09:24:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDamn. Smite that filthy heathen.

Who, me?  I'm not a heathen.

No. Him. Smite him before he takes you up in his airplane.

I can't.  He's not a heathen, and my tracking system only functions on heathens.

I KNEW going cheap would come back and bite me.

Ah well...fuck it. Maybe the ride will be something to remember.

I'm gonna drown.

In the air.

Like an Egyptian.

:shock:  :shock:  :shock:


But not in a well trying to save some bird that you'll only kill and cook later on.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
July 07, 2004, 09:25:58 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDamn. Smite that filthy heathen.

Who, me?  I'm not a heathen.

No. Him. Smite him before he takes you up in his airplane.

I can't.  He's not a heathen, and my tracking system only functions on heathens.

I KNEW going cheap would come back and bite me.

Ah well...fuck it. Maybe the ride will be something to remember.

I'm gonna drown.

In the air.

Like an Egyptian.

:shock:  :shock:  :shock:


But not in a well trying to save some bird that you'll only kill and cook later on.

Um, I work so that I can eat, and I will be riding with Rick as part of that work.

Explain the difference?

The Age of Dumb(tm) has finally caught up with The Good Reverend.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#9
July 07, 2004, 09:30:26 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDamn. Smite that filthy heathen.

Who, me?  I'm not a heathen.

No. Him. Smite him before he takes you up in his airplane.

I can't.  He's not a heathen, and my tracking system only functions on heathens.

I KNEW going cheap would come back and bite me.

Ah well...fuck it. Maybe the ride will be something to remember.

I'm gonna drown.

In the air.

Like an Egyptian.

:shock:  :shock:  :shock:


But not in a well trying to save some bird that you'll only kill and cook later on.

Um, I work so that I can eat, and I will be riding with Rick as part of that work.

Explain the difference?

The Age of Dumb(tm) has finally caught up with The Good Reverend.

Damn. Point taken.

And what would make the whole thing worse is even if the flying POS plane doesn't fall on me in my sleep, or something, I'll still be living in the Age of Dumb(tm).
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
July 07, 2004, 09:33:23 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDamn. Point taken.

And what would make the whole thing worse is even if the flying POS plane doesn't fall on me in my sleep, or something, I'll still be living in the Age of Dumb(tm).

Worst case, *I* fall on you (in an airplane)...with a FIST FULL OF CHICKENS!  MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Good Reverend,
Ain't going alone.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#11
July 07, 2004, 09:34:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCDamn. Point taken.

And what would make the whole thing worse is even if the flying POS plane doesn't fall on me in my sleep, or something, I'll still be living in the Age of Dumb(tm).

Worst case, *I* fall on you (in an airplane)...with a FIST FULL OF CHICKENS!  MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Good Reverend,
Ain't going alone.
:twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

Heh. That would be a shining moment. It'd be a shame if no one got that on video.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Donkeyotay

#12
July 07, 2004, 09:36:58 AM
just bring a parachute with you Rev.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
July 07, 2004, 09:41:39 AM
Quote from: Donkeyotayjust bring a parachute with you Rev.

Naw.  No doors in the cockpit (modified out).  You'd have to crawl over the back of your seat, over the cargo, open the side door, and squeeze out, all while in freefall, or a spin...with a bulky-ass parachute on your back.

You could try, but you'd only die tired.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#14
July 07, 2004, 09:47:21 AM
::Reads this thread and goes into total terror mode::

Sheesh!  I have to get on a plane Thursday and fly for six hours without falling out of the sky to a fiery death......or not.

I don't want to hear about chickens and air drowning.
Don't go up if you don't gotta, Roger.
That's all I have to say.

I wouldn't fly except that I missed Zorga's last wedding and I'm more
scared of what she'll do to me if I miss her kid's wedding than I am of flying.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here
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