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anger rising, fucking mormons

Started by -Kel-, January 08, 2010, 06:52:14 PM

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#15
January 15, 2010, 03:06:24 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 14, 2010, 07:56:12 PM
Quote from: cavehamster on January 14, 2010, 07:40:47 PM
Yup.

RUN -KEL- ITS A MORMON SPY WATCHING OVER YOU!!1!!

Guess i better get out the guns.

Bu🤠ns

#16
January 15, 2010, 07:49:08 AM
Quote from: -Kel- on January 15, 2010, 03:06:24 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 14, 2010, 07:56:12 PM
Quote from: cavehamster on January 14, 2010, 07:40:47 PM
Yup.

RUN -KEL- ITS A MORMON SPY WATCHING OVER YOU!!1!!

Guess i better get out the guns.

Get the big ones, the Mormons have guns too.

cavehamster

#17
January 15, 2010, 09:58:07 AM
Quote from: -Kel- on January 15, 2010, 03:06:24 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 14, 2010, 07:56:12 PM
Quote from: cavehamster on January 14, 2010, 07:40:47 PM
Yup.

RUN -KEL- ITS A MORMON SPY WATCHING OVER YOU!!1!!

Guess i better get out the guns.

Sometimes I think it is a requirement to own a collection of guns to live in this state.

-Kel-

#18
January 15, 2010, 05:29:12 PM
i only have one...ain't she pretty?



Sorry about the big pic, it was the only one i could find right now

cavehamster

#19
January 15, 2010, 05:43:08 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on January 15, 2010, 05:29:12 PM
i only have one...ain't she pretty?


Sorry about the big pic, it was the only one i could find right now

Very nice.  I have a much cheaper version myself.  Someday I'll dig up another one.

I have a friend who has quite the arsenal, so I live vicariously through that when we go out into the desert once in a while to shoot.  He's an interesting guy, and has taken what he learned from growing up as a Mormon (now reformed into an atheist) and transformed that into being way way prepared for when the Zombies come.  Like, a year supply of food in the garage, lots of ammo stockpiled, etc, etc.

So, when the Zombies come, well.. look me up.   :mrgreen:  I figure the outbreak is probably most likely to start from one of the LDS temples.  Hehehe..

Requia ☣

#20
January 15, 2010, 08:51:31 PM
Utah: Mormons, Gun nuts, and people who take surviving the zombie apocalypse seriously.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

cavehamster

#21
January 15, 2010, 09:08:51 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on January 15, 2010, 08:51:31 PM
Utah: Mormons, Gun nuts, and people who take surviving the zombie apocalypse seriously.

Maybe it's lunch time, but 'Gun Nuts' sounds like a great breakfast cereal idea.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
January 15, 2010, 11:19:00 PM
Every time I see the title of this thread, I can't help thinking that I'd be angry if I was fucking Mormons, too.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

cavehamster

#23
January 15, 2010, 11:22:20 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 15, 2010, 11:19:00 PM
Every time I see the title of this thread, I can't help thinking that I'd be angry if I was fucking Mormons, too.

I would imagine so, I hear they have to wear that special underwear all the time 'cos their god is pervert or something.  So, the best you would get is an open orifice, and how lame would that be?   :evil:

cavehamster

#24
January 22, 2010, 12:37:46 AM
Looks like they are buying a little more besides.

http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=9415842

Gah!

Requia ☣

#25
January 22, 2010, 07:16:38 AM
At this rate they'll own my apartment building soon.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.
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