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Started by Lies, January 25, 2010, 08:33:06 AM

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Lies

January 25, 2010, 08:33:06 AM
http://abcnews.go.com/US/girls-12-14-suspected-ohio-bank-robbery/story?id=9502425

QuotePolice in Ohio are searching for two brazen girls, believed to be as young as 12 and 14, who robbed a bank in a Cincinnati suburb and escaped a police dragnet that included a helicopter and dogs.

The baby faced bank robbers, one believed to be 12 years old and the other 14 or 15, entered the 1st National Bank in Symmes Township, "walked up to the bank teller, and gave the teller a note demanding money," Steve Barnett, spokesman for the Hamilton County Sherriff's Office, said in a statement.

Neither of the girls carried a weapon, but "the teller gave the suspects an undetermined amount of U.S. currency," according to Barnett.

The bank was robbed at 3:19 p.m. There was one teller, but no customers in the bank at time. No one was injured.

The girls were last seen fleeing in a easterly direction from the bank.

I don't know what the funniest thing about this all is- That 2 GIRLS robbed a bank with nothing but a note, or the fact the police have not been able to catch them.

Let's canonize these bitches.
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NotPublished

#1
January 25, 2010, 08:40:26 AM
OH MY GOD!

Hahahaha how the hell ... I want to be robbed by a 10 year old :(
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Verbal Mike

#2
January 25, 2010, 12:42:41 PM
I dunno, what with the nationalization of banks and everything (dunno if that one's included) the concept of money being simply provided on demand does seem rather appealing.
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#3
January 25, 2010, 02:37:22 PM
This isnt that uncommon.
I was present for a gas station robbery where the guy passed a note to the teller.
OF course, that guy was probably armed.
Also he was standing directly behind me the whole time, which made things really awkward.

I was lucky, because I had set my beer on the counter along with my money right before the robbery commenced, but they wouldnt allow any transactions after the robber left so my friend was SOL and couldnt purchase alchohol for himself.

Then I went to a Halloween party.

Pariah

#4
January 25, 2010, 02:49:25 PM
Maybe they're just mutes and were asking for a withdrawal in the only way they could.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#5
January 25, 2010, 03:16:41 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on January 25, 2010, 08:33:06 AM

Let's canonize these bitches.

"Bitches"?  Why do they have to be "bitches", Lys?

But sure, canonize these girls.  It's the least you can do, considering they'll probably spend the best years of their life in prison.

Prom:  Missed it, in prison.
Boyfriends:  Not quite.
Graduation:  In the prison library.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Reginald Ret

#6
January 25, 2010, 03:49:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2010, 03:16:41 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on January 25, 2010, 08:33:06 AM

Let's canonize these bitches.

"Bitches"?  Why do they have to be "bitches", Lys?

But sure, canonize these girls.  It's the least you can do, considering they'll probably spend the best years of their life in prison.

Prom:  Missed it, in prison.
Boyfriends:  Not quite.
Graduation:  In the prison library.

They'll get a better education though.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Lies

#7
January 25, 2010, 04:36:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2010, 03:16:41 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on January 25, 2010, 08:33:06 AM

Let's canonize these bitches.

"Bitches"?  Why do they have to be "bitches", Lys?

But sure, canonize these girls.  It's the least you can do, considering they'll probably spend the best years of their life in prison.

Prom:  Missed it, in prison.
Boyfriends:  Not quite.
Graduation:  In the prison library.


We'll, they don't *have* to be bitches, I'm just honoring them in the way I honor the Goddess...
But you're right, perhaps a poor choice of wording, considering that they might just end up in prison...

So sorry, these heroins should be canonized.  

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

LMNO

#8
January 25, 2010, 04:38:53 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on January 25, 2010, 04:36:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2010, 03:16:41 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on January 25, 2010, 08:33:06 AM

Let's canonize these bitches.

"Bitches"?  Why do they have to be "bitches", Lys?

But sure, canonize these girls.  It's the least you can do, considering they'll probably spend the best years of their life in prison.

Prom:  Missed it, in prison.
Boyfriends:  Not quite.
Graduation:  In the prison library.


We'll, they don't *have* to be bitches, I'm just honoring them in the way I honor the Goddess...
But you're right, perhaps a poor choice of wording, considering that they might just end up in prison...

So sorry, these heroins should be canonized.  

It would be funnier if you misspelled "heroines" on purpose, so that's what I'm gonna go with.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
January 25, 2010, 05:12:20 PM
Quote from: Regret on January 25, 2010, 03:49:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2010, 03:16:41 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on January 25, 2010, 08:33:06 AM

Let's canonize these bitches.

"Bitches"?  Why do they have to be "bitches", Lys?

But sure, canonize these girls.  It's the least you can do, considering they'll probably spend the best years of their life in prison.

Prom:  Missed it, in prison.
Boyfriends:  Not quite.
Graduation:  In the prison library.

They'll get a better education though.

Oh, yes, yes they will.  By the time they graduate, they will be masters in brutality, rape (yes, that even happens with women prisoners), enforced racism, and the highest quality studies in primate politics.

Yes, quite an education.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

#10
January 25, 2010, 05:41:38 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 25, 2010, 04:38:53 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on January 25, 2010, 04:36:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2010, 03:16:41 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on January 25, 2010, 08:33:06 AM

Let's canonize these bitches.

"Bitches"?  Why do they have to be "bitches", Lys?

But sure, canonize these girls.  It's the least you can do, considering they'll probably spend the best years of their life in prison.

Prom:  Missed it, in prison.
Boyfriends:  Not quite.
Graduation:  In the prison library.


We'll, they don't *have* to be bitches, I'm just honoring them in the way I honor the Goddess...
But you're right, perhaps a poor choice of wording, considering that they might just end up in prison...

So sorry, these heroins should be canonized.  

It would be funnier if you misspelled "heroines" on purpose, so that's what I'm gonna go with.

No, that was a spelling error, they're going through enough punishment as it is without me adding to it, I'm sure.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Reginald Ret

#11
January 25, 2010, 07:11:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2010, 05:12:20 PM
Quote from: Regret on January 25, 2010, 03:49:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2010, 03:16:41 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on January 25, 2010, 08:33:06 AM

Let's canonize these bitches.

"Bitches"?  Why do they have to be "bitches", Lys?

But sure, canonize these girls.  It's the least you can do, considering they'll probably spend the best years of their life in prison.

Prom:  Missed it, in prison.
Boyfriends:  Not quite.
Graduation:  In the prison library.

They'll get a better education though.

Oh, yes, yes they will.  By the time they graduate, they will be masters in brutality, rape (yes, that even happens with women prisoners), enforced racism, and the highest quality studies in primate politics.

Yes, quite an education.
All good skills to have in the world they will be released back into.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
January 25, 2010, 07:13:45 PM
Quote from: Regret on January 25, 2010, 07:11:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2010, 05:12:20 PM
Quote from: Regret on January 25, 2010, 03:49:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2010, 03:16:41 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on January 25, 2010, 08:33:06 AM

Let's canonize these bitches.

"Bitches"?  Why do they have to be "bitches", Lys?

But sure, canonize these girls.  It's the least you can do, considering they'll probably spend the best years of their life in prison.

Prom:  Missed it, in prison.
Boyfriends:  Not quite.
Graduation:  In the prison library.

They'll get a better education though.

Oh, yes, yes they will.  By the time they graduate, they will be masters in brutality, rape (yes, that even happens with women prisoners), enforced racism, and the highest quality studies in primate politics.

Yes, quite an education.
All good skills to have in the world they will be released back into.

Of course.  That's what we want to flood into our society.

UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#13
January 25, 2010, 07:21:55 PM
Hey, let's not get out of hand.  A fair number of robberies go unsolved.  And kids that age are harder to pick out in a lineup.  I give them fair odds at scot free, if they play it cool and launder the money properly.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
January 25, 2010, 07:23:10 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 25, 2010, 07:21:55 PM
Hey, let's not get out of hand.  A fair number of robberies go unsolved.  And kids that age are harder to pick out in a lineup.  I give them fair odds at scot free, if they play it cool and launder the money properly.

Keep dreaming.  These kids are toast.

Because if they DO get away with this one, Kruger/Dunning gets its way, and they'll do it again.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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