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Started by Jasper, January 25, 2010, 08:02:47 PM

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Jasper

January 25, 2010, 08:02:47 PM
Corporations are people now, which sounds like bad news, right?  Wrong.  It means that there is now a precedent for corporations to be psychologically evaluated and 5150'd, or put on death row.  This is inherently a good thing.

ITT we plot to put this on the ballot.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
January 25, 2010, 08:05:52 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 25, 2010, 08:02:47 PM
Corporations are people now, which sounds like bad news, right?  Wrong.  It means that there is now a precedent for corporations to be psychologically evaluated and 5150'd, or put on death row.  This is inherently a good thing.

ITT we plot to put this on the ballot.

I want to see them drafted.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Z³

#2
January 25, 2010, 08:06:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2010, 08:05:52 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 25, 2010, 08:02:47 PM
Corporations are people now, which sounds like bad news, right?  Wrong.  It means that there is now a precedent for corporations to be psychologically evaluated and 5150'd, or put on death row.  This is inherently a good thing.

ITT we plot to put this on the ballot.

I want to see them drafted.

I'd like to see them cut out the middlmen, and run for public office.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
January 25, 2010, 08:08:12 PM
Quote from: Z³ on January 25, 2010, 08:06:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2010, 08:05:52 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 25, 2010, 08:02:47 PM
Corporations are people now, which sounds like bad news, right?  Wrong.  It means that there is now a precedent for corporations to be psychologically evaluated and 5150'd, or put on death row.  This is inherently a good thing.

ITT we plot to put this on the ballot.

I want to see them drafted.

I'd like to see them cut out the middlmen, and run for public office.

No, seriously, I want to see some of these MBA pretty boys get thrown in the infantry.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#4
January 25, 2010, 08:09:49 PM Last Edit: January 25, 2010, 08:13:11 PM by Felix
:lulz:

Okay, a list is in order:

[edit 2]

Eligibility for:
-Vulnerable to Patriot Act measures
-Credit Evaluations
-Taxes
-Mandatory Schooling
-The draft (appropriation of corporate goods and services as befits the military)
-Psychological Evaluation
-Mandatory Rehab
-Any penalty for violation of the law that might apply to individuals, such as:
-Death penalty
-Community Service


What else?

Dimocritus

#5
January 25, 2010, 08:10:43 PM
I'd like to see them pay taxes, instead of getting gifts consisting of our tax money.

Dimo-
Never understood why anyone ever thought "Stimulus Checks" should go anywhere other than the citizens that are bearing the weight.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Remington

#6
January 25, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 25, 2010, 08:09:49 PM
:lulz:

Okay, a list is in order:

Eligibility for:
-Mandatory Schooling
-The draft (appropriation of corporate goods and services as befits the military)
-Psychological Evaluation
-Mandatory Rehab
-Any penalty for violation of the law that might apply to individuals, such as:
-Death penalty
-Community Service


What else?
Arrest and indefinite detention, under suspicion of terrorism (domestic included). This would, of course, include all corporate assets.
Is it plugged in?

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
January 25, 2010, 08:13:32 PM
Quote from: dimo on January 25, 2010, 08:10:43 PM
I'd like to see them pay taxes, instead of getting gifts consisting of our tax money.

That's because you hate America, and kiss terrorists.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#8
January 25, 2010, 08:13:49 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 25, 2010, 08:09:49 PM
:lulz:

Okay, a list is in order:

[edit 2]

Eligibility for:
-Vulnerable to Patriot Act measures
-Credit Evaluations
-Taxes
-Mandatory Schooling
-The draft (appropriation of corporate goods and services as befits the military)
-Psychological Evaluation
-Mandatory Rehab
-Any penalty for violation of the law that might apply to individuals, such as:
-Death penalty
-Community Service


What else?

GITMO.

Reginald Ret

#9
January 25, 2010, 08:21:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2010, 08:08:12 PM
Quote from: Z³ on January 25, 2010, 08:06:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2010, 08:05:52 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 25, 2010, 08:02:47 PM
Corporations are people now, which sounds like bad news, right?  Wrong.  It means that there is now a precedent for corporations to be psychologically evaluated and 5150'd, or put on death row.  This is inherently a good thing.

ITT we plot to put this on the ballot.

I want to see them drafted.

I'd like to see them cut out the middlmen, and run for public office.

No, seriously, I want to see some of these MBA pretty boys get thrown in the infantry.
No not the people that work for the corporation, the actual corporation should be drafted.
Corporation can't show up for draft, since the USA is permanently at war thats draftdodging in wartime.
What''s the punishment for that again?
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hooplala

#10
January 25, 2010, 08:22:51 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 25, 2010, 08:09:49 PM
:lulz:

Okay, a list is in order:

[edit 2]

Eligibility for:
-Vulnerable to Patriot Act measures
-Credit Evaluations
-Taxes
-Mandatory Schooling
-The draft (appropriation of corporate goods and services as befits the military)
-Psychological Evaluation
-Mandatory Rehab
-Any penalty for violation of the law that might apply to individuals, such as:
-Death penalty
-Community Service


What else?

Unauthorized biography.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
January 25, 2010, 08:23:02 PM
Quote from: Regret on January 25, 2010, 08:21:59 PM

No not the people that work for the corporation, the actual corporation should be drafted.

Yes, and that includes the majority stockholders (ie, the board of directors).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#12
January 25, 2010, 08:27:33 PM
Liability

If they are citizens, then they are liable. No more of this "limited liability" bullshit. Full responsibility for ALL actions.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Cramulus

#13
January 25, 2010, 08:32:11 PM Last Edit: January 25, 2010, 08:40:23 PM by Cramulus
corporations should be allowed to adopt

corporations should be allowed to get married, even to corporations of the same sex

they should go to jail if they break the law

they should have the right to bear arms

and most importantly, they should get to vote!



ETA: thread related

Triple Zero

#14
January 25, 2010, 10:36:14 PM
Habeas Corporatus.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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