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SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BOOK BANNED FROM US SCHOOL!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, January 25, 2010, 10:10:24 PM

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Cain

#1
January 25, 2010, 10:12:34 PM
Oh man that is hilarious.

Reality is now the enemy of concerned "moral" people everywhere.

NotPublished

#2
January 25, 2010, 10:15:04 PM
The curse of Grey face, they're taking life more seriously than life itself.
How do they make such a big article over it!

I nominate we ban the letter x for sounding similar to sex
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Dimocritus

#3
January 25, 2010, 10:22:04 PM
 :facepalm:
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

President Television

#4
January 25, 2010, 10:36:11 PM
This is why I'm glad to not live in America.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

NotPublished

#5
January 25, 2010, 10:36:35 PM
There was controversy here cause they banned kids from doibng cartwheels at a school (I think the local park to!), its probably the same anywhere
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Reginald Ret

#6
January 25, 2010, 10:44:52 PM
FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Pariah

#7
January 25, 2010, 11:14:06 PM
First it's looking up "Oral Sex" in the Dictionary and giggiling at it, then the natural progressive step is crack cocaine, prositutes, and jail time.

It's a slippery slope.
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Triple Zero

#8
January 25, 2010, 11:18:51 PM
YOU CAN'T SAY DICTIONARY WITHOUT SAYING DICK!! :argh!:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Reginald Ret

#9
January 25, 2010, 11:23:23 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 25, 2010, 11:18:51 PM
YOU CAN'T SAY DICTIONARY WITHOUT SAYING DICK!! :argh!:
OR ZION!!! WHICH MEANS JEW BUT ISN'T THE SAME WORD SO ITS INSULTING!!!!
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Triple Zero

#10
January 25, 2010, 11:26:29 PM
dick zion hairy?

is that some kind of euphemism for oral sex?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Reginald Ret

#11
January 25, 2010, 11:29:22 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 25, 2010, 11:26:29 PM
dick zion hairy?

is that some kind of euphemism for oral sex?
jewish oral sex.
so its immoral, discriminatory and a thing people with the wrong values do.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Triple Zero

#12
January 25, 2010, 11:31:15 PM
hey be careful with the facetiousisms, there!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

NotPublished

#13
January 25, 2010, 11:33:35 PM
But they have wrong values to begin with so I think its ok to keep as an example to warn the children.

Whats wrong with being feces :(
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Reginald Ret

#14
January 25, 2010, 11:36:12 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 25, 2010, 11:33:35 PM
But they have wrong values to begin with so I think its ok to keep as an example to warn the children.

Whats wrong with being feces :(
It makes you look like hitler, instantly killing the thread.


ETA: damn, did it again i think.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"
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