As this forum's dance commander, I found this pretty interesting

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

I CAN DO THAT DANCE! *brings up the tom jones*

[Nast]

Dancing is one of my forbidden pleasures. Like other forbidden pleasures, however, it is best confined to the privacy of one's home. For the neighborhood's sake.

[Suu]

Next time do the Carlton!

This looks like it takes more coordination than it would seem.

I can do it too!

I CAN DO THAT DANCE! *brings up the tom jones*

IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE....

[Iason Ouabache]

I CAN DO THAT DANCE! *brings up the tom jones*

I DEMAND VIDEO EVIDENCE!!! 

[Richter]

Dance has nearly caused my death on several occasions.

1.  Performing the "Weapon of Choice", and forgetting I'm in a tub with curved sides
2.  Being spider - zombified in LARP and doing the "Thriller"
3.  Deciding to do the "Fett's Vette" in another shower, and accidentally slapping the hot water onto full blast.
4.  Adding "Saturday Night Fever", or Elvis moves into SCA dances.

[Suu]

You haven't lived until you danced the Gay Gordons to Sad but True by Metallica. But we're not allowed to do it in Bridge anymore.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm a pretty good dancer, but I have to be in the mood.

[the last yatto]

BARSTOOL MY ASS!

put it this way i stood in place at both senior prom and freshman homecoming, i did dance at my wedding tho

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Dancing is one of my forbidden pleasures. Like other forbidden pleasures, however, it is best confined to the privacy of one's home. For the neighborhood's sake.

That's what the shower is for.

[Freeky]

Dancing is one of my forbidden pleasures. Like other forbidden pleasures, however, it is best confined to the privacy of one's home. For the neighborhood's sake.

That's what the shower is for.

Dark, windowless rooms in empty houses work too.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Dancing is one of my forbidden pleasures. Like other forbidden pleasures, however, it is best confined to the privacy of one's home. For the neighborhood's sake.

That's what the shower is for.

Dark, windowless rooms in empty houses work too.

SHOWERS.  THEY ARE FOR DANCING.

[Freeky]

Dancing is one of my forbidden pleasures. Like other forbidden pleasures, however, it is best confined to the privacy of one's home. For the neighborhood's sake.

That's what the shower is for.

Dark, windowless rooms in empty houses work too.

SHOWERS.  THEY ARE FOR DANCING.

BUT MY SHOWER BEATS ME UP!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Dancing is one of my forbidden pleasures. Like other forbidden pleasures, however, it is best confined to the privacy of one's home. For the neighborhood's sake.

That's what the shower is for.

Dark, windowless rooms in empty houses work too.

SHOWERS.  THEY ARE FOR DANCING.

BUT MY SHOWER BEATS ME UP!

YOU NEED TO DISCIPLINE IT.

[Freeky]

Dancing is one of my forbidden pleasures. Like other forbidden pleasures, however, it is best confined to the privacy of one's home. For the neighborhood's sake.

That's what the shower is for.

Dark, windowless rooms in empty houses work too.

SHOWERS.  THEY ARE FOR DANCING.

BUT MY SHOWER BEATS ME UP!

YOU NEED TO DISCIPLINE IT.

By dancing in it?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Dancing is one of my forbidden pleasures. Like other forbidden pleasures, however, it is best confined to the privacy of one's home. For the neighborhood's sake.

That's what the shower is for.

Dark, windowless rooms in empty houses work too.

SHOWERS.  THEY ARE FOR DANCING.

BUT MY SHOWER BEATS ME UP!

YOU NEED TO DISCIPLINE IT.

By dancing in it?

YES.  DULCIMER STOMP.  WIFF BOOTS.