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You are hereby sentenced to no less than 4D10 years in prison

Started by Cain, January 27, 2010, 05:30:03 PM

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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#15
January 27, 2010, 09:56:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2010, 09:54:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 27, 2010, 09:53:49 PM
Do you get sneak attack bonuses with one of those?

Only if you put a bunch of them in a sock.

And what gamer would do that?

Well, if they were gonna fap to their minis.......
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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Freeky

#16
January 27, 2010, 10:45:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2010, 09:54:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 27, 2010, 09:53:49 PM
Do you get sneak attack bonuses with one of those?

Only if you put a bunch of them in a sock.

And what gamer would do that?
This made me cringe, thinking of all the bending and scuffing that would happen.  :sad:

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
January 27, 2010, 11:29:56 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 27, 2010, 10:45:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2010, 09:54:32 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 27, 2010, 09:53:49 PM
Do you get sneak attack bonuses with one of those?

Only if you put a bunch of them in a sock.

And what gamer would do that?
This made me cringe, thinking of all the bending and scuffing that would happen.  :sad:

I made myself kinda queasy.  :(
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Freeky

#18
January 27, 2010, 11:39:05 PM
No kidding.

Brotep

#19
January 28, 2010, 03:28:06 AM
Whatever you do, don't fail your reflex save in the shower.

attack of opportunity  :x

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#20
January 28, 2010, 04:52:40 AM
Quote from: Brotep on January 28, 2010, 03:28:06 AM
Whatever you do, don't fail your reflex save in the shower.

attack of opportunity  :x

+4 Butt Plug of Resistance
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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Brotep

#21
January 28, 2010, 05:52:43 AM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 28, 2010, 04:52:40 AM
Quote from: Brotep on January 28, 2010, 03:28:06 AM
Whatever you do, don't fail your reflex save in the shower.

attack of opportunity  :x

+4 Butt Plug of Resistance

sneak attack buttsecks

Cain

#22
January 28, 2010, 09:45:29 AM
You should see what you can do with a high escape artist check...

Freeky

#23
January 28, 2010, 05:03:41 PM
Oh goddammit.  :lulz:

Triple Zero

#24
January 28, 2010, 06:09:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 28, 2010, 09:45:29 AM
You should see what you can do with a high escape artist check...

fuck yeah I almost forgot about that :lol:
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#25
January 30, 2010, 01:51:52 AM
I think this would have me switching to a minimalist larp pretty quick.  No real hardware involved at all.
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#26
January 30, 2010, 02:12:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2010, 05:34:48 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 27, 2010, 05:34:15 PM
You know what's sad?  That sounds about right.  They don't like ANYthing in prison that promotes competition or contention.  So of course they'd call that "gang-related activity" to stir the pot and make themselves look responsible, just makes them look ridiculous, however.

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#27
January 30, 2010, 05:09:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 28, 2010, 09:45:29 AM
You should see what you can do with a high escape artist check...

FFS  :lulz:

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#28
January 30, 2010, 07:38:59 PM
Of course, obviously everyone in that place is there because they failed a spot check.


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Freeky

#29
February 01, 2010, 03:16:51 AM
They may possibly have been brain grabbed, though. Some anyway.
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