ATTN: Jason Wabash

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I'm disappointed to learn your last name is not pronounced, OOH-uh-boochy.

[Suu]

Eye-a-son Ooh-A-Boosh.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I always pronounced it ee-ay-sen wabash.

[Doktor Howl]

I pronounced it "Susan".

[Jenne]

I think in his intro or thereabouts, Iason explained how to pronounce Ouabache and why he chose it.

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[Freeky]

I always thought YAY-son Wabashay.

[Cain]

I always thought it was ee-ay-son oo-bash-uh.

[MMIX]

 . . . Eye Ass Unn Wabash . . . but, then, I'm foreign . . .

[Iason Ouabache]

It's not my fault that the France liked to add extra vowels when they wrote down Native American words.

I think in his intro or thereabouts, Iason explained how to pronounce Ouabache and why he chose it.

Yep.

Iason = Greekified version of my real first name.

Ouabache = French bastardization of the Miami Indian word "waapaahšiiki" which apparently means "it shines white brown". It was further bastardized by the British to Wabash. I picked it because my wife and I have lived very close to the Wabash River for our entire lives.

And now you know the rest of the story.

[Doktor Howl]

Jason is actually Paul Harvey?

That makes a disturbing amount of sense.

[Iason Ouabache]

Paul Harvey's Ghost would be an awesome user name. I'll have to remember that.

"Stand by for NEWS!!!"
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[Doktor Howl]

Paul Harvey's Ghost would be an awesome user name. I'll have to remember that.

"Stand by for NEWS!!!"
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Then you have to whore yourself out, product endorsement-wise.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

 

I always thought it had something to do with the replace J with I thing.  The last name I always thought kwa - baush.

I'm odd sorry...

[Jasper]

I always pronounce it Iason Ouabash.

[Iason Ouabache]

Seriously? I've been here almost exactly 2 years and all of you fuckers have been pronouncing my name wrong the entire time?!?!?! That's it, I'm outta here!!!



[FLOUNCE]