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HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)

Started by Triple Zero, February 14, 2010, 05:00:14 PM

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Triple Zero

February 14, 2010, 05:00:14 PM
This is my newest housemate:



He pops up in random places in the house, and as long as he's not annoying, I will keep him. It is, after all, freezing outside, and those are no proper temperatures for a pretty spider like this. Also Dutch spiders are harmless like puppies. I realize I didn't include anything for scale. He is probably slightly over an inch in diameter including legs. So, not very big, but also not tiny.

NOW HE NEEDS A NAME

suggestions please?
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Captain Utopia

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February 14, 2010, 05:02:55 PM
Peter?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
February 14, 2010, 05:10:50 PM
He's cute.

Naming him Peter could become confusing. I suggest "Dave".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pariah

#3
February 14, 2010, 05:23:38 PM
Neal.
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Suu

#4
February 14, 2010, 05:33:42 PM
Dead. Name it dead.



-Suu
The obvious expected answer. :mrgreen:
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#5
February 14, 2010, 05:44:41 PM
Frank or Butch Jones.
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Pariah

#6
February 14, 2010, 05:45:22 PM
Butch Slaughter
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Captain Utopia

#7
February 14, 2010, 05:45:57 PM
Jerusalem.

Requia ☣

#8
February 14, 2010, 05:47:15 PM
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#9
February 14, 2010, 05:54:22 PM
Thrakazog!

Dimocritus

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February 14, 2010, 05:58:19 PM Last Edit: February 14, 2010, 06:01:00 PM by dimo
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on February 14, 2010, 05:54:22 PM
Thrakazog!

I second this. Though, I believe it's spelled Thrakorzog. I'll look it up...

Edit: Thrakkorzog is the correct spelling according to the Gelatin Dimension Baby Naming Book.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
February 14, 2010, 06:08:13 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Muir

#12
February 14, 2010, 06:08:52 PM
I always name spiders  "George"  (ala, bugs bunny "Which way did he go, George, which way did he go?") :P
Remember, there are no stupid questions - but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots...

Sir Squid Diddimus

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February 14, 2010, 06:14:05 PM
Quote from: dimo on February 14, 2010, 05:58:19 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on February 14, 2010, 05:54:22 PM
Thrakazog!

I second this. Though, I believe it's spelled Thrakorzog. I'll look it up...

Edit: Thrakkorzog is the correct spelling according to the Gelatin Dimension Baby Naming Book.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZVjn2GeG08
The green guy is Thrakazog
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