FUCK YOU, INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE!!

[Suu]

THE STATE OF RHODE ISLAND FORFEITED MY REFUND TO THE IRS BECAUSE I STILL OWED THEM FOR LAST YEAR.



...AND THE IRS TOOK OUT WHAT I OWED THEM LAST YEAR, REMARKABLY IGNORING MY RI RETURN.




I'M DOWN ALMOST $400.










THEY ARE SO GETTING FUCKING CALLED. RIGHT NOW. OR I WILL NEVER SEE THIS MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Doktor Howl]

PLEASE TO AVOID SMALL AIRCRAFT.

[Suu]

WORST PHONE ANSWER TREE EVER.

[Elder Iptuous]

PLEASE TO AVOID SMALL AIRCRAFT.

AGREED. THEY OBVIOUSLY NEED BIGGER AIRCRAFT TO GET THE POINT.

[Suu]

Long story short, thanks to all my 1099 action in 2008, I owed the IRS $390 still. After talking with a rep back in October, they said that the difference would be taken out of my tax refund. Okay fine.

Well, what happened behind my back is that they took it from my STATE refund first, so I got no state refund, and then this morning I look at my account to see that my Federal refund is down $390. TADAH! DOUBLE WHAMMY!

So, after being on hold with the unconstitutional pricks for 20 minutes, I have a 2 minute phone call to tell me that if my balance is already paid in full, any additional payments will be automatically refunded, and that there was nothing they could do because my state refund hadn't been credited to my federal account yet.




So right now, $320.77 owed to me by the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations is somewhere in Hammerspace between the RI Division of Taxation and the Internal Revenue Service, and doesn't have to be, and there is nothing in my power, the IRS's power, or the state's power to make it exit hammerspace immediately and go into my bank until it lands on the IRS side and they go, "Oh shucks, look, an overpayment!" And we all know how long THAT can take.

Meanwhile, I have to put a deposit down on an apartment and pay back rent and still have to be out of my house by the 1st.




That break I need? It's gonna be necks, really soon.

[Dysnomia]

OHSHITFUCKDAMN

[Suu]

...I'm getting a shower and going to get my eyebrows threaded. I need to feel some pain.

[Doktor Howl]

and going to get my eyebrows threaded.

What?

[Kai]

and going to get my eyebrows threaded.

What?

Probably Rhode Islanese for "plucked".

[Suu]

and going to get my eyebrows threaded.

What?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIeHYNt-rl4

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

and going to get my eyebrows threaded.

What?

when thread is used to pluck eyebrows into a lovely shape instead of tweeze... oh, youtube.

[Triple Zero]

is that an advertisement or a newsitem?

[-Kel-]

i want to get my brows threaded, waxing sucks!!

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

waxing is awesome

[Elder Iptuous]

and here i've been shaving my nuts this whole time, when i could have been having an indian woman ripping the hair out with threads twisted tightly between her teeth and fingers!

Life is a continual lesson on what you've been missing out on...