Really Real Musicians

[Doktor Howl]

Hey, don't feel so bad. I missed that other one, and this cause me to shit all my back molars in one go.

The other thread has two other "musicians" in it, that are almost as bad.

[Mangrove]

CRAPP   


Sorry Dok - I just found your Really Real Musicians Thread 

You beat me to it.

You want I should merge 'em?

And I appreciate the thought.

Merge away my good man!

I believe that these abominations were genetically spliced from some leftover semen found at a Backstreet Boys concert so merging them all together into one hideous melange would be appropriate.

Step Mang #3 relayed the awful tale of how his friends had mentioned Justin Bieber last night. SM3 said "Huh? I have no goddamn idea what you're talking about - I don't listen to shit music." So, naturally, after they left the bar and found their way to a computer, SM3 googled JB and, after watching the clip went into a frothy rant about how he hasn't experienced such intense musical hatred in such a long time.

I told him about how Doktor Howl (tafkatgrr*) had 'discovered' Taylor Swift and about how much it made his day  Thus I thought it was only fair to pass on the miserable experience I had to suffer after what was, otherwise, a really nice dinner.



*(the artist formerly known as the great reverend roger).

[Doktor Howl]

CRAPP   


Sorry Dok - I just found your Really Real Musicians Thread 

You beat me to it.

You want I should merge 'em?

And I appreciate the thought.

Merge away my good man!

I believe that these abominations were genetically spliced from some leftover semen found at a Backstreet Boys concert so merging them all together into one hideous melange would be appropriate.

Step Mang #3 relayed the awful tale of how his friends had mentioned Justin Bieber last night. SM3 said "Huh? I have no goddamn idea what you're talking about - I don't listen to shit music." So, naturally, after they left the bar and found their way to a computer, SM3 googled JB and, after watching the clip went into a frothy rant about how he hasn't experienced such intense musical hatred in such a long time.

I told him about how Doktor Howl (tafkatgrr*) had 'discovered' Taylor Swift and about how much it made his day  Thus I thought it was only fair to pass on the miserable experience I had to suffer after what was, otherwise, a really nice dinner.



*(the artist formerly known as the great reverend roger).

This is the face of modern music, Mang.  There will be no more Elton Johns and Mick Jaggers.

[Salty]

Taylor Swift:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCMqcFAigRg
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                                                                                     Aw, now, wut?

[Dimocritus]

I've been doing it wrong the whole time? That's it. I'm trading in the PA for PR...

[Doktor Howl]

I've been doing it wrong the whole time? That's it. I'm trading in the PA for PR...

Yes, you need to spend less time being authentic, and more time telling everyone how authentic you are.

It's how it's done, these days.  Just ask Oscar De Larocha.

[Dimocritus]

I've been doing it wrong the whole time? That's it. I'm trading in the PA for PR...

Yes, you need to spend less time being authentic, and more time telling everyone how authentic you are.

It's how it's done, these days.  Just ask Oscar De Larocha.

But.. I am authentic! I really am!

Repeat untill you've accepted it as a personal truth.