WEREWOLF II

[The Wizard]

(hits the ground in a heap, making gurgling noises)

[Freeky]

We should probably him to death, you guys. He keeps putting up a fight. Owieeee!

[ThatGreenGentleman]

but we ran out of chairs/stools!!!! 

[Freeky]

Craft furniture check: 25.

Here you go, I'll keep dumping them out as long as I get above 15!

[ThatGreenGentleman]

yay! we have chairs again!

[The Wizard]

(rolls constitution and gets  a 20. Springs up to his feet sword in hand. And then spits up some blood) Urgh...I'm...still.not going down...without a fucking...fight. Ow...

[ThatGreenGentleman]

(grabs a chair and smacks Semaj with it) GRAB A CHAIR EVERYONE! WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BEAT HIM TO DEATH!!

[Freeky]

Oh hey, wait.... What's that door over there?

*squeeeek* Oh its a closet. Full of chairs, barstools, and footstools. *Takes one out* *POP* By god, this is the Closet of Everlasting Chairs! When I took out this chair, another one popped into existence! This is the holy grail of chair-based magical items!

LET'S GET HIM!

and  

[The Wizard]

Dives to the side and grabs the death ray that Rumckle dropped on the floor and zaps Freeky with it) Burn you bastards! Burn!

[ThatGreenGentleman]

WHAT??! WE ACTUALLY FOUND THE HOLY GRAIL OF CHAIR-BASED MAGICAL ITEMS????!!! attack!

[Freeky]

^ James


^

[ThatGreenGentleman]

(takes an iron bar and splits Semaj's head open) there that should shut him up for awhile.

[The Wizard]

(ignores the gash in his head and shoots that Green Gentleman with the death ray, burning him badly) I'm going to kill you all!!!

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

CANT WE ALL JUST SIT QUIETLY AND KNIT UNTIL REMMINGTON COMES TO FINISH HIM OFF

[ThatGreenGentleman]

(ignores the gash in his head and shoots that Green Gentleman with the death ray, burning him badly) I'm going to kill you all!!!

IMA GIRL YOU DUMBASS!!!!!  (throws cats that has rabies and the scurvy at Semaj)