WEREWOLF II

[Freeky]

GET HIM PARIARRHEA! EAT HIS FUCKING LUNCH!

[ThatGreenGentleman]

not unless we bury you with a restrianing coat Semaj.  

[The Wizard]

Bah! Like no ones ever tried that before. I can come up with better deathtraps in my sleep.

[ThatGreenGentleman]

I'll have the burger king King stalk you, like he does to those people in those comercials. 

[President Television]

We're in the shadow of Death Mountain. You know what that means?

(rises from grave, places mutilated head on mutilated shoulders, tosses guts back in body cavity)

Screw the rules, I strength necromancers!

(walks unaffected through leprosy field, throws liver at Semaj)

[The Wizard]

Now I'm being attacked by a zombie. The question is whether this is a Black Lantern or a Marvel Zombie. Hmm?

[Pariah]

[Vague Threats]

[ThatGreenGentleman]

(sends a bunch of hobos with cats through the leprosy field.) go my hobo and cat army!

[The Wizard]

(eats popcorn as the hobos and cats decay and fall in rotten heaps on his doorstep)

[ThatGreenGentleman]

(eventually the dead hobos and cats make a bridge that i can safely cross and continue my journey of beheading Semaj) REVENGE!!!!!!!

[The Wizard]

Damn. (runs deeper into the mansion) Do you dare follow me into the depths of this macabre mansion, Green Gentleman? Do you dare plumb the depths to which you will sink in your quest for my death?

[ThatGreenGentleman]

yup, i'm stubborn, and it pisses me off when people call me a 'him', i WILL make sure you are either dead or paralyzed from the neck down. but hey, if you become a zombie again, you get to eats your children who were foolish enough to cry over you grave in the middle of the night.

[The Wizard]

Well then, come see what horrors I have in store for you.

[Pariah]

7 goddamn pages.

[ThatGreenGentleman]

YAY! HORRORS!!!!!!