ATTN, PIXIE: I know you're new to this Rain Goddess thingie, but...

[Doktor Howl]

...IS NOT SUPPOSED TO RAIN NON-STOP IN A DESERT.

[Roaring Biscuit!]

...IS NOT SUPPOSED TO RAIN NON-STOP IN A DESERT.

That is what we britspags have to put up with ALL YEAR.  'cept without the desert...

[Doktor Howl]

...IS NOT SUPPOSED TO RAIN NON-STOP IN A DESERT.

That is what we britspags have to put up with ALL YEAR.

But we have no vegetation.  Half the roads are out from flooding, requiring an extra 30 minutes to get to work and back.

[Payne]

Now that's a lie. At least 169% of your population is classed as vegetation.

[Doktor Howl]

Now that's a lie. At least 169% of your population is classed as vegetation.

Shush.

[Roaring Biscuit!]

...IS NOT SUPPOSED TO RAIN NON-STOP IN A DESERT.

That is what we britspags have to put up with ALL YEAR.

But we have no vegetation.  Half the roads are out from flooding, requiring an extra 30 minutes to get to work and back.

Hey Pix, if you've got a moment... make it snow.  that'll really fuck em  

[Doktor Howl]

...IS NOT SUPPOSED TO RAIN NON-STOP IN A DESERT.

That is what we britspags have to put up with ALL YEAR.

But we have no vegetation.  Half the roads are out from flooding, requiring an extra 30 minutes to get to work and back.

Hey Pix, if you've got a moment... make it snow.  that'll really fuck em  

Snow here is well-behaved.  It all stays up on Mount Lemmon, where it's nice and pretty, and not in my driveway. 

[-Kel-]

no fucking snow in the west!!! 

[Doktor Howl]

Is pouring AGAIN.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Aw, fuck. I was having a bad day today and it seems to be mood related. How did phoenix fare?

See I think my aim was off if it didn't hit there.

Or I just having a  really bad day and accidentally the entire state of Arizona.

[Doktor Howl]

Aw, fuck. I was having a bad day today and it seems to be mood related. How did phoenix fare?

See I think my aim was off if it didn't hit there.

Or I just having a  really bad day and accidentally the entire state of Arizona.

No, Phoenix is getting hammered even worse.  Still there's a mountain range in the way, so if you could just move the rest of this shit North, I'd appreciate it.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Oops.

Ok my aim was just a little too true. If I shift it up a bit to Flagstaff it may solve it.

But PHX getting it in the neck pleases me.

I'm finding the control mechanisms a bit hard to deal with.

Or maybe my new  Southampton FC hat and its funky bobble is amplifying it.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I for one appreciate the rain you sent here as it's getting rid of the giant piles of snow which seem to have been unmovable for the past two weeks. Thanks Rain Goddess!

[Dysnomia]

it rained here in calispagland yesterday too.  However it's sunny today.   

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I do not these things with wrath. No I am a emotive creature and happy brings the sun and grumpy brings the wet snow or hail.

If there are massive droughts anywhere blame Payne's sexual prowess.

Ok maybe Phoenix was the Wrath. Sorry Tuscon spags. Collateral damage it seems.