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Started by E.O.T., February 21, 2010, 03:28:01 AM

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the last yatto

#15
February 21, 2010, 06:43:29 AM
when i was little, had nightmares about shadows dragging me into the hell underworld
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

NotPublished

#16
February 21, 2010, 06:43:46 AM
E.O.T fucking rocks
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

President Television

#17
February 21, 2010, 06:46:09 AM
when I was little, I once peed in my own mouth
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
February 21, 2010, 06:49:09 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on February 21, 2010, 06:06:32 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on February 21, 2010, 05:53:51 AM
Hmm I guess, maybe I'm just a bit conservative in that regard - Though he is engaged afterall, I would take that to be a pretty serious commitment (Unless they mutually agree on 3some, I guess haha); Or maybe I'm secretly possessive and greedy. I'm not too sure on my views about 3somes, I've never tried one though I don't think its my cup of tea.

But it was also obvious the fiance was getting annoyed at him.

He even asked to feel my friends boobs in front of the fiance to and she was like "No... Just no, you don't ever do that" ... probably cause I was doing just that and getting away with it  :lulz:

I'm such a gossiper ...

Threesomes are a big pile of drama. 

They can be great, but they are always going to be drama, even casual ones.

Hmmm

I have only had one threesome with drama.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

notathing

#19
February 21, 2010, 06:49:50 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 21, 2010, 06:49:09 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on February 21, 2010, 06:06:32 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on February 21, 2010, 05:53:51 AM
Hmm I guess, maybe I'm just a bit conservative in that regard - Though he is engaged afterall, I would take that to be a pretty serious commitment (Unless they mutually agree on 3some, I guess haha); Or maybe I'm secretly possessive and greedy. I'm not too sure on my views about 3somes, I've never tried one though I don't think its my cup of tea.

But it was also obvious the fiance was getting annoyed at him.

He even asked to feel my friends boobs in front of the fiance to and she was like "No... Just no, you don't ever do that" ... probably cause I was doing just that and getting away with it  :lulz:

I'm such a gossiper ...

Threesomes are a big pile of drama. 

They can be great, but they are always going to be drama, even casual ones.

Hmmm

I have only had one threesome with drama.

so youve only had one threesome?

NotPublished

#20
February 21, 2010, 06:53:09 AM
.. What kind of drama even happens in a 3some? It has to be pretty messed up.
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
February 21, 2010, 06:57:14 AM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on February 21, 2010, 06:49:50 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 21, 2010, 06:49:09 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on February 21, 2010, 06:06:32 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on February 21, 2010, 05:53:51 AM
Hmm I guess, maybe I'm just a bit conservative in that regard - Though he is engaged afterall, I would take that to be a pretty serious commitment (Unless they mutually agree on 3some, I guess haha); Or maybe I'm secretly possessive and greedy. I'm not too sure on my views about 3somes, I've never tried one though I don't think its my cup of tea.

But it was also obvious the fiance was getting annoyed at him.

He even asked to feel my friends boobs in front of the fiance to and she was like "No... Just no, you don't ever do that" ... probably cause I was doing just that and getting away with it  :lulz:

I'm such a gossiper ...

Threesomes are a big pile of drama. 

They can be great, but they are always going to be drama, even casual ones.

Hmmm

I have only had one threesome with drama.

so youve only had one threesome?

Haha.

At some point over the age of 30, drama becomes less prevalent.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
February 21, 2010, 06:58:23 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on February 21, 2010, 06:53:09 AM
.. What kind of drama even happens in a 3some? It has to be pretty messed up.

IME, it only occurs under certain circumstances, which you learn to avoid.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

E.O.T.

#23
February 21, 2010, 07:51:57 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN CHAOS on February 21, 2010, 06:46:09 AM
when I was little, I once peed in my own mouth

YOU

          are my kinda guy!

THIS

          needs to be an event at the next devival!!
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Nast

#24
February 21, 2010, 08:09:33 AM
If I have to count the number of stamens on another tiny, insignificant-looking weed again I will scream and never be able to stop.

And sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I were suddenly to only person on earth. That would make it okay to masturbate wherever, right?
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

East Coast Hustle

#25
February 21, 2010, 08:32:57 AM
you mean that's not OK now?

ECH,
not paying to have those bus seats cleaned
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
February 21, 2010, 03:43:47 PM
Quote from: Nast on February 21, 2010, 08:09:33 AM
If I have to count the number of stamens on another tiny, insignificant-looking weed again I will scream and never be able to stop.

And sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I were suddenly to only person on earth. That would make it okay to masturbate wherever, right?

It already is, IME

Go for it, champ!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#27
February 21, 2010, 04:54:40 PM
Quote from: Nast on February 21, 2010, 08:09:33 AM
If I have to count the number of stamens on another tiny, insignificant-looking weed again I will scream and never be able to stop.

And sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I were suddenly to only person on earth. That would make it okay to masturbate wherever, right?

Whether or not it's "okay" wouldn't change, but it would mean you wouldn't have to be crafty about it anymore to avoid such inconveniences as indecent exposure charges. Which would take away a great deal of the fun, IMO.

E.O.T.

#28
February 25, 2010, 03:09:08 AM
Quote from: Nast on February 21, 2010, 08:09:33 AM
If I have to count the number of stamens on another tiny, insignificant-looking weed again I will scream and never be able to stop.

And sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I were suddenly to only person on earth. That would make it okay to masturbate wherever, right?

1)

          make it fun. create a "doh!" style drinking game out of the stamen count

2)

          if there were no other humans around you'd have no need to masturbate - the planet's full of fuckable species and there'd be NOBODY to judge you.
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#29
February 25, 2010, 03:26:41 AM
I got too cold to keep the obscenely short skirt on so I changed, and now I'm warm but my pants are too tight around the thighs.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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