Attn, Nurse Mayhem, I hear this shit every day.

[Doktor Howl]

note: haven't read the thread yet, but i hope your feeling better. <3

Thanks.

It comes and goes.

[Freeky]

You know, Dok, I saw an old beat up van that had "FOR SALE 950 RUNS" on the winshield. I'd rather have that than a Lexus any day, I think.

[ThatGreenGentleman]

How much was the van Freeky?

[Freeky]

$950.

[ThatGreenGentleman]

really??? $950? well, that does sound like a reasonable price.

[Freeky]

Yes, especially if it runs WELL.

[ThatGreenGentleman]

you could probably ask them if you can test drive it before you buy, or something.

[Freeky]

Don't see why, I'm getting a free vehicle that I know passed emissions this year.

[ThatGreenGentleman]

really? what type of car is it?

[Freeky]

It's a 92 Ford explorer 4x4

and I just realized this conversation is spagging up a perfectly good letter thread. Sorry, Dok.

[BabylonHoruv]

There is a car lot near my house.  In it was a car that sums up a lot about the town I live in.  A fairly nondescript midsize sedan, painted on the back window were a series of crossed out prices. 

There were also words, The first was the word Runs, next to it was the word Great.    Great had been crossed out, then someone had written the word "Sort of" next to Runs, then they had crossed out Runs.  Each modification had been accompanied by a drop in price.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There is a car lot near my house.  In it was a car that sums up a lot about the town I live in.  A fairly nondescript midsize sedan, painted on the back window were a series of crossed out prices. 

There were also words, The first was the word Runs, next to it was the word Great.    Great had been crossed out, then someone had written the word "Sort of" next to Runs, then they had crossed out Runs.  Each modification had been accompanied by a drop in price.

That is the best used-car-lot story ever.