Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit

[Mork]

  hahahaha

[Dimocritus]

Before I clicked the link, I told myself, "It'll never be as good as I imagine it. If you click that link you ruin the image of this event you have in your mind forever."

But I had to...

how you think i feel after i learned it was just a publicity stunt for
http://nudm.org

A fucking dance marathon? 

We need a "shooting myself in the face" smiley.

[Z³]

But then you lose the element of surprise.  Better just to sneak up behind him for the coup de grace.

No, you dont get the Coup De Grace unless he's completely unable to defend himself.
If you sneak up behind him you just catch him Flat Footed

Not in this case. He had already done an action in the surprise round, so he's not flat-footed.

Yeah you're right, its not as if the guy in the chicken suit is unaware of the Prof anyway. The only way to deny him his dex bonus would be to flank him, which is impossible in a 1v1 scenario. Besides, its unlikely that the Prof has Sneak Attack anyway, so its kind of pointless.

[Freeky]

But then you lose the element of surprise.  Better just to sneak up behind him for the coup de grace.

No, you dont get the Coup De Grace unless he's completely unable to defend himself.
If you sneak up behind him you just catch him Flat Footed

Not in this case. He had already done an action in the surprise round, so he's not flat-footed.

Yeah you're right, its not as if the guy in the chicken suit is unaware of the Prof anyway. The only way to deny him his dex bonus would be to flank him, which is impossible in a 1v1 scenario. Besides, its unlikely that the Prof has Sneak Attack anyway, so its kind of pointless.

Still, his AC would be lower, making it easier for the prof to hit him.  He'd probably be a CR 1, so that's, what, 350 exp?

[Z³]

But then you lose the element of surprise.  Better just to sneak up behind him for the coup de grace.

No, you dont get the Coup De Grace unless he's completely unable to defend himself.
If you sneak up behind him you just catch him Flat Footed

Not in this case. He had already done an action in the surprise round, so he's not flat-footed.

Yeah you're right, its not as if the guy in the chicken suit is unaware of the Prof anyway. The only way to deny him his dex bonus would be to flank him, which is impossible in a 1v1 scenario. Besides, its unlikely that the Prof has Sneak Attack anyway, so its kind of pointless.

Still, his AC would be lower, making it easier for the prof to hit him.  He'd probably be a CR 1, so that's, what, 350 exp?

Depends, I'd say your average prof probably has at least two or three levels of expert, whereas your average collage student is a level one commoner. So I'd say 300 or so sounds about right, depending on the Profs level.

[NotPublished]

Before I clicked the link, I told myself, "It'll never be as good as I imagine it. If you click that link you ruin the image of this event you have in your mind forever."

But I had to...

how you think i feel after i learned it was just a publicity stunt for
http://nudm.org

A fucking dance marathon? 

We need a "shooting myself in the face" smiley.

I refuse to read this thread any further. Day roont

[-Kel-]

now the song is caught in my head