Renamed: GOD. DAMN. IT.

[Freeky]

On the subject of dinner for you lot. Should I cook up that stir fry before you come to get me, or see if Nurse Mayhem will let me use their kitchen?

[Triple Zero]

Just for being the voice between reason and science .. While on the one hand Dok's idea is sound (if it is what I think it is), minor electric shocks would condition the critter within no time. However, dogs are pack animals, and are used to learning from the alpha dogs, and not from uncaring machines.

There will be no minor electric shocks involved.

This is what he meant.

Well maybe, or perhaps not. He just said "it will close the circuit". That means anything could happen. Maybe just a loud bell. Or a spring loaded spike trap harness.

[Jasper]

Or a rain of frogs.

[Doktor Howl]

On the subject of dinner for you lot. Should I cook up that stir fry before you come to get me, or see if Nurse Mayhem will let me use their kitchen?

Either or.

Call Nurse Mayhem and check with her.

Oh, and I might be running a bit late.

[Freeky]

Ok.

[Freeky]

I borrowed my mom's truck to go apply for a job, since now that I'm on my parent's car insurance they let me do so. I realized that I'm not quite as scared of driving as I used to be (I used to have nightmares about being in car wrecks), but not driving for so long has not seemed to affect my skills at all. That is to say, I never had any in the first place.

I had fun at it, but I can't deny that I have no clue what I'm doing. The scariest part should have been when I took a turn at 50 (I didn't know if I should have slowed down or not, so I didn't) and the wheels started skidding out, but this was the one bit that  made me laugh the most. The part that did scare me most was trying to back out of the parking space when I was finished, because I didn't know what the fuck I was doing. I got stuck once (turned out I had it in neutral), and kept running up over the curb. I am never going to park in a corner spot again, that shit was embarrassing.

And I'm going to be doing this on a regular basis soon. 

[Doktor Howl]

The scariest part should have been when I took a turn at 50 (I didn't know if I should have slowed down or not, so I didn't)

EXCELSIOR!

[Freeky]

The scariest part should have been when I took a turn at 50 (I didn't know if I should have slowed down or not, so I didn't)

EXCELSIOR!

When I was on the way home, I couldn't seem to stay at speed, though. I kept trying, but my foot would come off the gas like OH GAWD NO THIS IS TOO FAST!

If you'd been behind me, you'd have been shouting obscenities.

[Doktor Howl]

The scariest part should have been when I took a turn at 50 (I didn't know if I should have slowed down or not, so I didn't)

EXCELSIOR!

When I was on the way home, I couldn't seem to stay at speed, though. I kept trying, but my foot would come off the gas like OH GAWD NO THIS IS TOO FAST!

If you'd been behind me, you'd have been shouting obscenities.

Yes, and parking in your trunk.

[Freeky]

I just need practice. I hope. I was more comforatable doing 55 than I thought I would be, though.



Quick question, is it reasonable to think that the less calories you take in, the quicker you lose weight, at least to a point?

[Requia ☣]

I only lose weight when I eat less.. so yes, I'd think so.

[Triple Zero]

If you'd been behind me, you'd have been shouting obscenities.

Yes, and parking in your trunk.

[Freeky]

I only lose weight when I eat less.. so yes, I'd think so.

Good good. Calorie counting away! 

If you'd been behind me, you'd have been shouting obscenities.

Yes, and parking in your trunk.

[Doktor Howl]

If you'd been behind me, you'd have been shouting obscenities.

Yes, and parking in your trunk.

I AM a Doktor, sir.  We have our professional ethics to consider.

[Richter]

Herr Doktor's ethic is beyond reproach. 

He would not operate as such upon a fellow, and if so operating upon others it is a forgone conclusion that he would put on gloves prior to beginng.