So, yeah. Jury duty.

[Doktor Howl]

HO HO HO!



Other than stickering the bejaysus out of the courthouse itself, and deliberately attempting to get on a jury to fuck with the system as a whole, any ideas for the Dok?

[Iason Ouabache]

   Epic lulz!

[Doktor Howl]

  Epic lulz!

DEAR MR FOX:  PLS COME GUARD HENHOUSE.  KTHXBYE.

[Requia ☣]

Bait the other jurors into making racist comments.

[Iason Ouabache]

Bait the other jurors into making racist comments.

Better idea, teach them about the finer points of jury nullification. 

[Doktor Howl]

Bait the other jurors into making racist comments.

Okay, that's what I'm talking about.  

[Requia ☣]

After the jurors have become convinced that the guy is guilty, tell them some stories about some of the less scrupulous cops you've worked with.

[Faust]

See if you can make a hung jury, drag out everyones time and expenses for as long as possible.

[the last yatto]

theres a contest going around

goal is to get kicked off the jury (ie once you been selected and sit down) in the fastest time possible
but to do so without breaking any laws (ie contempt of court)

think the record is 5 hours, by someone pretending to have tortes

[Doktor Howl]

After the jurors have become convinced that the guy is guilty, tell them some stories about some of the less scrupulous cops you've worked with.

EITHER

         They're ALL guilty of SOMETHING

OR

         The man is trying to bring them down.

One or the other.  There is no in between.

[Dysnomia]

[Doktor Howl]

 

[Remington]

Oh, this is going to be good.

Wear a white labcoat to the courthouse, and introduce yourself as Doktor (emphasis on the k, ala russian accent). Refuse to elaborate on what branch of science you specialize in.

[Doktor Howl]

Oh, this is going to be good.

Wear a white labcoat to the courthouse, and introduce yourself as Doktor (emphasis on the k, ala russian accent). Refuse to elaborate on what branch of science you specialize in.

I have a surgical gown now.  Would that work better?

[Richter]

Point out loopholes in the system.
Speak Spanish until they EXPLICITLY tell you that the business of the court is conducted in English.
Ask the lawyers how much they're getting paid.