ATTN Doktor Howl RE: 2nd Assistant (Grunt)

[Freeky]

Dear Doktor Howl;

It has come to my attention that you are in fact right about blowing it up. Do you have any openings for another assistant? My qualifications are good math skills, a willingness to carry the heavy stuff, and a mind that is yet still unbroken and clean.

I look forward to working with you in bringing the world to its knees in a fiery way.

Sincerely,
Mistress Freeky

PS Have you seen Pickles? I thought I saw your Jeep today in the neighborhood, and I can't find Pickles anywhere.

[Doktor Howl]

Dear Doktor Howl;

It has come to my attention that you are in fact right about blowing it up. Do you have any openings for another assistant? My qualifications are good math skills, a willingness to carry the heavy stuff, and a mind that is yet still unbroken and clean.

I look forward to working with you in bringing the world to its knees in a fiery way.

Sincerely,
Mistress Freeky

PS Have you seen Pickles? I thought I saw your Jeep today in the neighborhood, and I can't find Pickles anywhere.

1.  You're hired, just as soon as I clean up the lab a bit.  You will be needing a title.  I already have a nurse.

2.  I resent that implication, Freeky.  This city is full of white Jeeps.  Perhaps it was that horrible fat Korean 2 doors down.  He may not have been eyeballing YOU, all this time, after all.

[Richter]

Mistress Freaky,
(To the tuen of the "Bad Horse" chorus)

We send congratulations, your application's in
And welcome you to employ for Dok Howl's sins
Bring some common senses, weapons, labcoat, and your grin

There may be blood
It could be worse
Laughs will be had
With excessive force

[Freeky]

Mistress Freaky,
(To the tuen of the "Bad Horse" chorus)

We send congratulations, your application's in
And welcome you to employ for Dok Howl's sins
Bring some common senses, weapons, labcoat, and your grin

There may be blood
It could be worse
Laughs will be had
With excessive force

[Freeky]

Dear Doktor Howl;

It has come to my attention that you are in fact right about blowing it up. Do you have any openings for another assistant? My qualifications are good math skills, a willingness to carry the heavy stuff, and a mind that is yet still unbroken and clean.

I look forward to working with you in bringing the world to its knees in a fiery way.

Sincerely,
Mistress Freeky

PS Have you seen Pickles? I thought I saw your Jeep today in the neighborhood, and I can't find Pickles anywhere.

1.  You're hired, just as soon as I clean up the lab a bit.  You will be needing a title.  I already have a nurse.

2.  I resent that implication, Freeky.  This city is full of white Jeeps.  Perhaps it was that horrible fat Korean 2 doors down.  He may not have been eyeballing YOU, all this time, after all.

1. Reflecting upon names, it seems the only ones I can come up with are barbarian-esque (Freeky, something of something or Freeky of Something). Is this allowed?

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[Dimocritus]

For some reason this topic made me think of this.

[LMNO]

I suggest NAILBUNNY.