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ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, March 11, 2010, 10:50:08 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

March 11, 2010, 10:50:08 PM
After three years of deliberation, I have concluded that you are a girl.

Ask me how!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#1
March 11, 2010, 10:51:44 PM
I AGREE
YOU ARE SUCH A GIRL

NotPublished

#2
March 11, 2010, 11:01:28 PM
No ...

I'm pretty sure Ten Ton Mantis is a guy.

And we're dating  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
March 11, 2010, 11:09:34 PM
No, he's a girl.

Probably a cute one, with nice tits.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Enrico Salazar

#4
March 11, 2010, 11:10:48 PM
This is sexiest thread in all site. 

Nigel, please tell Enrico why... and tell s-l-o-w.
Did someone say gorgeous?

Jasper

#5
March 11, 2010, 11:13:36 PM
If this was true, I would totally hit that.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#6
March 11, 2010, 11:32:26 PM
SHOW US YOUR TITS TTM

Kai

#7
March 11, 2010, 11:57:47 PM
He has a son, and he definitely wasn't pregnant with it.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#8
March 12, 2010, 12:08:44 AM
(SHHHHHHH just pretend you want to see his tits too)

Enrico Salazar

#9
March 12, 2010, 12:34:19 AM
Quote from: Kai on March 11, 2010, 11:57:47 PM
He has a son, and he definitely wasn't pregnant with it.

Enrico has be pregnant two time.  What your point is?
Did someone say gorgeous?

NotPublished

#10
March 12, 2010, 12:34:50 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 11:09:34 PM
No, he's a girl.

Probably a cute one, with nice tits.

I could be a girl ? :(
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Dysnomia

#11
March 12, 2010, 01:28:38 AM
TITS





OR GTFO
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

NotPublished

#12
March 12, 2010, 02:05:47 AM
I have special boobs, they're like head lights and like to glow on their own accord. The surgeon couldn't get the plasticity right =/

Atleast the Squirrel Detective is cute!
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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March 12, 2010, 02:17:21 AM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on March 11, 2010, 11:10:48 PM
This is sexiest thread in all site. 

Nigel, please tell Enrico why... and tell s-l-o-w.

Cannot tell Enrico. Can only tell TTM... if she asks.  :lulz:

Is rule.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
March 12, 2010, 02:19:02 AM
Fred your sigline is perfect for this thread!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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