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Started by Cain, July 19, 2008, 01:42:12 PM

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BADGE OF HONOR

#210
April 23, 2009, 09:22:39 AM
Advice puppy banned himself. 
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Cain

#211
August 30, 2009, 03:30:41 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on April 23, 2009, 01:45:33 AM
I am in a rut, what do I do advice puppy?

Cain

#212
August 30, 2009, 03:31:49 PM
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on April 23, 2009, 01:43:00 AM
ADVICE PUPPY POOR PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME FOR MONEY, HOW SHOULD I DISPOSE OF DEAL WITH THEM?

Kai

#213
August 30, 2009, 03:38:46 PM
 :lol:
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Dysnomia

#214
August 31, 2009, 01:40:37 AM
Advice Puppy/Watchman, now the cops are after me for beating a poor person to death (as the dark lord Limbaugh hath instructed me to do).  What do I do?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Dysnomia

#215
March 12, 2010, 06:15:31 AM
advice puppy, what do I do about crazystalker ex boyfriend?



Will it be the axe for him, or perhaps the high powered rifle?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Freeky

#216
March 12, 2010, 06:32:04 AM
Advice puppy, what should I do about moron parents?

BadBeast

#217
May 09, 2010, 02:14:41 AM
Advice Puppy, how can I regain the respect of my Congregation?

People are so judgemental.
If I had spent years, building roads, would they call me Pastor Jim, the Roadbuilder? No.

Or Bridges? Would they call me "Pastor Jim, Bridge Builder? Nope.

But get caught, in an  intimate moment with just ONE sheep, . . . . .

(Pastor Jim)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#218
June 26, 2010, 07:32:38 AM


Edit: Fucking Kel, beating me to the punch. Whatever, bump.

Nephew Twiddleton

#219
June 26, 2010, 09:09:28 AM
Wow, this is awesome.

OK, Advice Puppy,

Should I go to that birthday party tonight? Haven't seen the guy in years and I don't know anyone there. But there will be beer involved.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Triple Zero

#220
June 26, 2010, 10:16:55 AM
:mittens:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#221
June 26, 2010, 05:21:59 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 26, 2010, 09:09:28 AM
Wow, this is awesome.

OK, Advice Puppy,

Should I go to that birthday party tonight? Haven't seen the guy in years and I don't know anyone there. But there will be beer involved.

Go make new friends!  I mean...

Nephew Twiddleton

#222
June 26, 2010, 05:26:11 PM
Quote from: Vladimir Poopin on June 26, 2010, 05:21:59 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 26, 2010, 09:09:28 AM
Wow, this is awesome.

OK, Advice Puppy,

Should I go to that birthday party tonight? Haven't seen the guy in years and I don't know anyone there. But there will be beer involved.

Go make new friends!  I mean...




Sehr gut. Ich werde das Huhn vergewaltigen.


...wait a minute I thought Cain was Advice Puppy!!!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

P3nT4gR4m

#223
June 26, 2010, 11:17:36 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Bruno

#224
June 27, 2010, 12:06:52 AM
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yoink'd
Formerly something else...
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