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So essentially, the enemy of my enemy is not my friend, he's just another moronic, entitled turd in the bucket.

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Started by Freeky, November 30, 2009, 10:00:58 PM

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Freeky

She might be able to come home this evening. They didn't find anything with the sonogram.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

Dog is on the mend. In other news, my ex is hitting on me. Again.

It's making me laugh, though, cuz he thinks he's so dark and twisted. He's so gray that... that... HE'S REALLY GRAY, OKAY?!

Professor Freeky,
Not real good at analogy.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 15, 2010, 03:53:00 PM
Dog is on the mend. In other news, my ex is hitting on me. Again.

It's making me laugh, though, cuz he thinks he's so dark and twisted. He's so gray that... that... HE'S REALLY GRAY, OKAY?!

Professor Freeky,
Not real good at analogy.

:lulz:

Toldja.  You lost a bunch of pounds, and poor old Ex is going all goth in his remorse.

Squish him, then wash emo stains off of stompin' boots.  EOS.
Molon Lube

Freeky

He keeps giving me the "Come to the darkside" line, and I told him he wasn't dark enough for me, what should I say next?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 15, 2010, 03:57:10 PM
He keeps giving me the "Come to the darkside" line, and I told him he wasn't dark enough for me, what should I say next?

EITHER

         Tell him you won't consider it until he proves his love for you by becoming the gothiest goth ever.

         Get pics of the 34 year old in the net shirt and baggies, then tell him he just isn't goth enough.

         Get pics of reaction.

OR

         Just tell him it's over, and he should find another sucker.

Molon Lube

Freeky

Went with the "Its over" route. Boring, but nicer.

Freeky

JOB INTERVIEW: T-minus 1 hour 45 minutes and counting.

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Freeky

Thanks.

I'll still get a pic of him in Tripp pants next to his Camaro, though, for your photo album. :D

Richter

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Yayyyy job interview! Good luck!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky


Freeky

So the place I had the interview is over on Prince and Oracle, for you spags who know where that is. I made my mom take me an hour early, in case we ran into problems on the road. Good thing, too, they had been moving a mobile home, and it had caught a power line and knocked it down. Took us 20 minutes to make it a block by going around the scene.

We get there, find the place no trouble (for once, I'm terrible at finding places, and my mom is worse than I am), and I start filling out the application. Now they were advertising on the door that they wanted customer relations and managerial training. I happen to have worked for a short period of time with CutCo, an in-your-home knife seller, so I put that down, which I usually don't. (It's cuz I failed miserably at the whole thing.) The dude I inerviewed with, he was like "Yeah, Vector Enterprises, that's CutCo, right? Well, what we're doing here is pretty much the same thing." And immediately I'm going this is a horrible mistake, but its money, so...

I got the job. I start orientation and training tomorrow. What the job basically boils down to is I get carted off with three to six other people in a van with Kirby carpet washers to go show them off to people in their homes and answer questions the customer may have. I'll be working 10-12 hours a day, six days a week, starting at 9 AM. They go as far as White Mountain (wherever that is) sometimes. The pay is $1,600 a month, based on 60 appointments, with some commission added on top I guess.

So I'm thinking to myself, this is not good. Oh, yes, I'm taking the job for now, but what about my Monkey? I won't get to see him at all, except for Sundays, and maybe an hour each morning. Also, I'm supposed to watch my soon-to-be roomie's kid while she goes to work, which will be impossible if I keep this job.

So my dilemma is, are my priorities straight? A paying job over mommy time for a month, maybe two if my sitters have patience, and then mommy time and home-keeping over paying job? Or do I just keep the job permanently, even though for the hours I'd be working its horribly cheap. Or find a new job while working this one, if possible?

Also, I learned my lesson about not taking a stroller with me any time I plan on taking the bus with Monkey. That was a nightmare...