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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Jasper, March 14, 2010, 03:17:04 AM

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Roaring Biscuit!

awesome.  If he overdoes it I'll kill him tho.

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."



The Wizard

Insanity we trust.

Rumckle

Ooh, we have to have Ed Wood directing.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Jasper

No, no.  Tarantino and Terry Gilliam co-directing.

Nast

NO...WIRE....HAAAAAAAAANGERS!
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Rumckle

Quote from: Sigmatic on March 15, 2010, 11:49:25 PM
No, no.  Tarantino and Terry Gilliam co-directing.

That would be awesome, but I think they'll end up beating each other to death.

Wait, that WOULD be awesome.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Jasper

Quote from: Rumckle on March 15, 2010, 11:57:34 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 15, 2010, 11:49:25 PM
No, no.  Tarantino and Terry Gilliam co-directing.

That would be awesome, but I think they'll end up beating each other to death.

Wait, that WOULD be awesome.

:lulz:  It'd be what they play in the ending credits.  A series of clips of Gilliam and Tarantino having incrementally bitchier arguments, until Gilliam hits Tarantino with a dwarf.

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Is this going to be a drama or a comedy?
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Freeky


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CAN WE DO AN OPERA IN G MINOR?
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Jasper


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I can see it now ...

This beautiful lady, lazing about on her chairs that are formed by the bodies of her personal assistants, and there her various other servants all just frozen there, and a lone servant walks in on stage holding a single Golden Apple on high on a tray...

The lights dim down as the servant reachs his Mistress, and then she moans out a confusing wide chromatic scale then she slaps him and then kisses him. Afterwards they both freeze....

Then all the servants start dncing, around the Mistress but in a unorderly fashion, it looks like everyone is improvising on the spot.. and of course theres a Person in a Gorilla suit break-dancing.

Then from above a old haggard lady being held up by tight-ropes starts floating around violently and wailing, it turns out this is Eris's sister - Aneris, then all the Servants wear cloaks and become Grey Face's

... hmmmm ...

*whistful sigh*
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

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In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.