Werewolf III

[Jasper]

How did you know I have like five tubs of hummus?

[ThatGreenGentleman]

I know A LOT of things.

And don't think I didn't hear that Semaj. Once I've been zombified, I'll be coming after you.

[The Wizard]

(points at power gimps with a "bring it on" attitude)

[ThatGreenGentleman]

(brings out flame-thrower) It's on, arse hole!!!!!!!!

[The Wizard]

(middle finger salute)

[ThatGreenGentleman]

(throws fat old guys at Semaj)

[The Wizard]

(dodges and points out that this is what happened last game)

[Jasper]

[ThatGreenGentleman]

(takes off gentlemenly glove and uses it to betch slap Semaj)

[The Wizard]

(orders power gimps to start beating TGG with chains and taser dildos)

[ThatGreenGentleman]

(turns on flame thrower and burns 'em to a crisp)  mmmm, gonna be a tastey dinner tonight. 

[The Wizard]

(smiles and points out that the power-gimps are fairly invulnerable. Hence the power part)

[ThatGreenGentleman]

GO MY RADIO-ACTIVE TACOS!!!!!!! EAT THEM WITH YUOR PIG'S TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[The Wizard]

(power gimps just get aroused by the pain. Hard to hurt something with bulletproof skin and a masochistic streak)

[ThatGreenGentleman]

hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... (ponders greatly at what to do next)... I've got an idea!!!!!!!!!!! If they're masochistic, then I'll just have them die from pleasure of their fetish!!!!!!!!! (pours acid on them)