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another sexythread about sex [edited]

Started by notathing, March 19, 2010, 02:27:21 AM

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how do you identify sexually?  read all options before clicking please.

totally straight
15 (28.3%)
mostly straight
14 (26.4%)
bisexual, ok.
3 (5.7%)
mostly gay
1 (1.9%)
totally gay
2 (3.8%)
asexual
1 (1.9%)
i don't care--I'll fuck anything
2 (3.8%)
i don't care--i like people solely for who they are
4 (7.5%)
i just don't care.
4 (7.5%)
don't know
1 (1.9%)
maybe
1 (1.9%)
i dont do labels, faggot.
5 (9.4%)

Total Members Voted: 53

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Doktor Howl

#30
March 19, 2010, 02:15:07 PM
Completely straight.
Molon Lube

Requia ☣

#31
March 19, 2010, 02:45:56 PM
Thats a shame really.  You could do a lot of damage if you found another cornish man.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#32
March 19, 2010, 02:56:35 PM
Guys just don't do it for me.

Chairman Risus

#33
March 19, 2010, 02:57:26 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 19, 2010, 12:53:48 PM
as for me, I don't identify with any of those categories. I find that my sexual alignment shifts over time, and sometimes fixates on things other than gender.

Like the strength of one's ballpipe.


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Doktor Howl

#34
March 19, 2010, 04:06:01 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 19, 2010, 02:45:56 PM
Thats a shame really.  You could do a lot of damage if you found another cornish man.

It is what it is.
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Juana

#35
March 19, 2010, 04:10:32 PM
Mostly straight. I generally prefer men, but my attraction to women fluctuated anywhere from about 60% to non-existent.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#36
March 19, 2010, 04:25:41 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 19, 2010, 11:08:21 AM
Though considering my wife is in week 39 of the 40 week pregnancy....kind of have to cut her some slack.  Though, it was kind of funny.  When she was asking the doctor about what she could do to speed things up, the doc told her to have sex.  So we had a sudden uptick in activity the past week.  But, at this point in a pregnancy, sex becomes a game of tetris mixed with a game of twister.  And I'll leave it at that....

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notathing

#37
March 20, 2010, 12:14:16 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 19, 2010, 12:53:48 PM
I find that my sexual alignment shifts over time, and sometimes fixates on things other than gender.

i know what you mean, man.  it's odd.

notathing

#38
March 20, 2010, 12:14:57 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 19, 2010, 11:08:21 AM
Though considering my wife is in week 39 of the 40 week pregnancy....kind of have to cut her some slack.  Though, it was kind of funny.  When she was asking the doctor about what she could do to speed things up, the doc told her to have sex.  So we had a sudden uptick in activity the past week.  But, at this point in a pregnancy, sex becomes a game of tetris mixed with a game of twister.  And I'll leave it at that....

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#39
March 20, 2010, 12:19:17 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 19, 2010, 12:53:48 PM
as for me, I don't identify with any of those categories. I find that my sexual alignment shifts over time, and sometimes fixates on things other than gender.

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Mourning Star

#40
March 20, 2010, 04:11:22 AM
FUCK!

Ballpipe....ow....

why?

E.O.T.

#41
March 20, 2010, 04:20:51 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on March 20, 2010, 04:11:22 AM
FUCK!

Ballpipe....ow....

why?


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PeregrineBF

#42
March 20, 2010, 05:40:41 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on March 20, 2010, 04:11:22 AM
FUCK!

Ballpipe....ow....

why?


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Lord Quantum

#43
March 20, 2010, 07:59:14 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 19, 2010, 12:53:48 PM
as for me, I don't identify with any of those categories. I find that my sexual alignment shifts over time, and sometimes fixates on things other than gender.

Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and hit you with the assassin dude.

:hashishim:

I was gonna click totally straight, but then I saw asexual and I was all like "Argh! Does celibacy count as asexual?"
Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Fuck it.  I'm going to get ordained as a Catholic priest and start robbing banks and mugging people.  I mean, apparently, you can be excused any crime if you're in with the Big V.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 28, 2008, 02:09:45 AM

Lets try it on an even simpler level:

1) There is a minimum energy/mass things can have, everything can be measured in a multiple of this minimum.

2) Objects at this size, or close to it, don't have an exact position or velocity, so they look like waves in most experiments.

3) If you try to measure the location, they act more like particles, just to fuck with you, but the velocity gets more uncertain, also just to fuck with you.

Conclusion: God hates physicists.

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PeregrineBF

#44
March 20, 2010, 02:06:14 PM
Quote from: Lord Quantum on March 20, 2010, 07:59:14 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 19, 2010, 12:53:48 PM
as for me, I don't identify with any of those categories. I find that my sexual alignment shifts over time, and sometimes fixates on things other than gender.

Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and hit you with the assassin dude.

:hashishim:

I was gonna click totally straight, but then I saw asexual and I was all like "Argh! Does celibacy count as asexual?"


No. Asexuality is not having any sexual attraction, celibacy is choosing not to have sex, regardless of if you feel attraction or not.
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